Slap “The Captain” Jack Daniels
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Highschool sophomore year JV baseball gc got fired up last night by the quiet guy that didn’t play much and he told us how much us and that season meant to him #expand
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@TSJbargirl Happy Thursday!
Glad to see you celebrated it right Backdoor.
Cheers,
The Cap
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@dahmersburner Dahmer,
Thanks for the tip.
Best wishes,
The Captain
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@BrianGriffjr My honest reaction to being reminded of this.
Insane pull Junior.
Thanks for making my day.
Sincerely,
Cap
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@tugN_wouldya Pigpen,
Wishing you the best on your upcoming interview. Walk in there like you own the room and let that thing sit on the table.
Sincerely,
The Captain
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@GregoryBlanch Greg,
The radical left just hates to see a fly white guy like you. Don’t let them rain on your parade.
Wishing the best,
The Captain
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@TSJbargirl Terrance,
Appreciate the shoutout! Good song choice as well. I know if I was a beer in Nashville I’d be shitting bricks right about now.
Slap
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@GregoryBlanch Greg,
I never tip no matter what, be grateful I even ordered and gave you money in the first place.
Slap
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@klintkubiak504 Klint,
Paying your book is something you should never do.
Wishing you a better week next week,
The Cap
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Can confirm
Sunglasses method is the best thing out right now
Think I’m just blocking the sun out?
Nope, I’m staring at every ass I see!
Whoever put me on this thanks for #LANK
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Just got shit on by a bird, thinking about killing myself
Slap “The Captain” Jack Daniels@SlapJackDaniels
It’s a good day to have a good day Never kill yourself #Lank #Expand
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@uncle_boofus7 Boof,
I didn’t want to slap her because that would have taken away my drinking privileges for the flight. Maybe if I had a few more in me I would have.
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