Slappy

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.

maybe i wont be tired one day

i wasn’t cut out for…… well anything

no one knows me like the notes app does

I hate when people say take it one day at a time. what else am I gonna do? Skip Tuesday?

my waist 🤝 your legs

A playlist as a love letter 💌

your password must be able to solve three riddles

i got the fanta virus

@Slapmemam Me too

I understand the human condition, I just don’t want to participate in it today.

Watching a bug struggle on its back makes me feel like we're in the same bracket.

I understand why dogs growl at people.

The rookie mistake was waking up before noon.

I'm the most hardcore goth in this McDonald's ball pit

@Slapmemam 🏆

My brain has a Ferrari engine but bicycle brakes.

“you’re so funny” Thanks I probably would’ve been lobotomized in the 1950’s.

semi selfie

@bigballerbernn So many lactose arrogant people.

The lactose intolerance never bothered me anyways

Me with a woman on top