Slappy

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.

*rips heart out of chest* this is for you.

“my …” i’m easy stop

What yk about placebo effext

Buzzed, showered, and in my cotton cosies.

went for a shoot

A vet once tried to vaccinate me. I ate his kibble with some fava treats and a nice Catnip.

2 worlds 1 cup

i would let them hit me with a car

She’s always stalking me bro frfr

you can tell a lot about a person by whether or not they kill you

wake up babe time to be the apple of my eye again

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

Sorry i accidentally shared something personal so now i have to kill you

I'll put people on pedestals, and then realize they're not even worthy of being a foot stool

@RonaldPSeyb Sadly not. She would love it tho

@Slapmemam Is it your arch enemy?

Wrapping a Monday for someone’s birthday

@Slapmemam Always topping me

I handle pressure by creating more pressure, somehow.

@sleepless_shay Måske der er en package deal med djævelen.

@Slapmemam Tag mig med

Auditioning for my own funeral

@Slapmemam Ayo??

@Slapmemam so fucking talented