Stevie Emerson

so it's wolf of wall street, but for getting laid

when you finish too fast

when she calls you ugly

when you think the waitress likes you

when you don't have enough girls to get into the club

the godfather, but for when you need a wingman

when she asks to see your phone

when you order a drink on the rocks

so it's wolf of wall street, but for when he cheats

when you hate company parties

when a guy orders a fruity drink

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the backroom casting couch, but for emotional support

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when she asks, "what kind of car do you drive?"

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that guy who says "where the girls at"

trying to end a work call

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the social network, but for getting kicked out of the group chat