Slaps McKill

If you ain't know me like that? You better ask Jesus bout me. ...you're bout to meet him. Herbert Whipplebottom III is DEAD. "Slappy McGoo" is DEAD. It's Viktor now. Viktor Crowley. But you may call me Slaps. Slaps McKill. Pleasure.

-For The Benefit of Mr. Kite... There will be a SHOW tonight! ...on TRAMPOLINE! 😬 FACK this, they wanted a war we weren't DONE with. But we will.. .docs.google.com/document/d/160…

If I had wings...like Noah's dove... I'd fly up the river...to the one I love. Fare thee well...ohhhh honey... ...fare thee well.

...I weren't proud of it. YOU...*MADE* ME DO THIS... ...Pray you don't cross my path. Any of you that would chastise, belittle, or betray me! THIS IS YOUR FUTURE! What's the famous Ivan Drago line? "If he dies...he dies."

How you've turned my world, you precious thing...

How long these days and darkness... At the bottom of a well? ...That old familiar well. Sittin' heavy with these secrets... With nobody to tell...nobody to tell. ...but today...today...what felt so far feels a little closer...

Viktor...Viktor Crowley... But to Ma...I'll always be her little Herbie. ...she should be living with me but the divorce...this ain't a safe space. And I'm states or countries away while she sits in a wheelchair in front of a TV...drugged outta her mind. ...she's forgotten me.

@PWSiAussieLexi Yes. We are. No debts, no pain. I did what I did... Because I've been what I hate most... A bully. I turned into a bully. My mom is in hospice..no one from "The Family" cared. My best gal is dying alone in a home, I can't see my daughter, Jami's gone and... I'm broken alone.

@SlappyMcGoo No. No we are not.

@PWSiAussieLexi ...ya okay, champ?

....a million miles away.... Your signal in the distance: "To Whom It May Concern". ...think I lost my way... Gettin' good at starting over... Every time that I return. ....I'm learnin' to walk again. I believe I've waited long enough... ...where do I begin?

I...will keep watch...diligently. No woman should be "FORCED" into anything. Especially a dangerous team. Eyes in the Shadows. ...you were warned.

@PWSiAussieLexi No. ... we're square.

@SlappyMcGoo If it wasn't for you... who knows what would have happened. I owe you one.

@PWSiAussieLexi Do not...thank me.

@SlappyMcGoo I'm alive... thanks to you. Physically I'm ok. Mentally... not so much. Thank you.

...I hate bullies, is all...

...wait they're wut now? .... .... ,...mmkay.

@WhammehBar X-Men

@Cameron_ONeil S'kind of yas Ms. Cam but imma HAFTA respectfully pass. I haven't earned it yet. I don't even exist to my lil @MissAlanah or Ms @MattieArt no more. And I totally don't blame 'em. So I gotsta earn it. Imma find a way...

@SlappyMcGoo Well when you go and threaten one of them for choosing his wife and son... *sigh* I'll make dinner, you come over and we work through things.

...I know I will burn for my sins...they'll never forgive me...nor should they. But I have to TRY... I gotsta TRY to find SOME WAY to show 'em all how sorry I am...how much I miss em...I need em! I went from having the greatest family to having...no one.

@JesseRussow @Cameron_ONeil ...your shadow better never darken my threshold again.

...after many deep conversations with @Cameron_ONeil she has helped me see that my attitude was me being insecure that I wasn't good enough for Zion. But those two are all I HAVE...so I formally apologize. I won't be surprised if you don't accept. But I promise to be better.

He looked at me and smiled... Said, "I raise my hands...bow my head. Findin' more and more truth...in the words written in red. They tell me that there's more to life...than just what I can see... I believe."

@JackRussow @LachTheScrapper He's...he's beautiful, kids. He's gonna change the world. I understand why ya hate me. I cannot say sorry enough. I make no excuses, I live with that pain every day. I just wanted to congratulate yas...and tell yas how beautiful he is. I'll go away now.

My boy...my little Hercules. He and Mama are both fine. He's so...tiny and perfect. My Rory... My centurion. Late because you are The Boy Who Waited... I hope the middle name is okay with you, @LachTheScrapper ?