pagliacci the hated 🌝

@burnerinthewind @salbre81 I have always done it for the love of the game and will continue.

@Slatzism @salbre81 finding out you do this shit for the love of the game would be more astonishing that that butthole reply you left me some weeks ago

Nice healthy natural lunch for me

@burnerinthewind @salbre81 Twitter money?

@Slatzism @salbre81 use your twitter money and travel to literally any of these states you false pizza prophet

it’s time

@Ryuksnapple @salbre81 I understand..

@Slatzism @salbre81 Used to hit better and I’m not saying the taste changed

@Joz448 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl That’s in a totally different category than Costco pizza tho. That’s fancy pizza. Fancy pizza can’t be compared to fast food pizza. They serve two totally different culinary functions

@Slatzism @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Also, it IS possible to do better.

This is a deep and abiding truth.

@FrogMcDog That looks tasty too imo

@Slatzism strong contender to Costco pizza is ny dirty water pizza

@burnerinthewind @salbre81 there are none around me!!

@Slatzism @salbre81 and for this, history shall not remember you.

@thatjerkme @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl pokipola

@Slatzism @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl "cola"

@pricelessjordan @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl If I may tell you a secret which may get me banned from Costco ….. I just use their ice but fill the cup with my own cola. :) I am usually at Costco for the packs of glass bottle Coke anyway. I just pop one open while I’m in the cafeteria 🌝

@Slatzism @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl do all costcos have watered down horribly calibrated soda or is it just mine?

@burnerinthewind @salbre81 never seen nor stepped foot inside a Casey so I cannot compare!!

@Slatzism @salbre81 unsure if i should mark this as a dumb woman take or if our dear slatzism hasn't been to a Casey's General Store, objectively the best pizza across the entire midwest.

@Sudsiii which is hilarious in and of itself the whole scene was comedic perfection

@Slatzism The room is absolutely packed with people and no one was laughing. In fact the room fell dead silent.

unfortunately, he is still incredibly funny

@Joz448 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl crinspy

@Slatzism @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl How tf is cola crispy?

@TheEtrnalQuest @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl I have never tried 😔

@Slatzism @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Chicken bake

@chefdump Exactlyyyyyyyy

Objectively true.

@dboimemes mid-2010s late night adult swim experimental sketch series tier trainwreck

@Slatzism i kinda just cringe-laughed this time though

@OilOnCanvas7 @domehimeno festively plump

@Slatzism @domehimeno He's rotund

可愛いユキちゃんを見てってください #海遊館　#ワモンアザラシ

@fuzzfig @desastrach this is a photo of me

William Wegman, Warehouse Wally

@ThatOneNuge @salbre81 I like it just plain! It’s a very happy pizza 😌

@Slatzism @salbre81 Their Supreme was better, my gramma doesn't bother since they discontinued it.

@jny_jny_jny_jny @Marly_USA nonsensically chuckle- mumbling into a joke about Nagasaki

@Slatzism @Marly_USA Though Biden would say it unironically