Stuart Leaney

@paulspacey Did the knob head ref really get a card out? It kids football FFS.

He’s not playing 5 sports and 2 instruments. The kid is playing football all the time to have this kind of balance. “But I want my kid to do other things!” This approach is not for everyone. Being great is not for everyone either.

@SMillbery Custard cream, bourbon, digestive, hobnob. No other biscuits needed, I would probably allow a ginger nut.

@SleaneyRunner For a man of your calibre I’m shocked…

What the actual fuckery…

@RoryStewartUK Vance is as thick as a boxing day turd, my dog has a higher IQ.

By the way - can someone advise me from this wonderful thread. Is this supposed to be the moment for me to challenge the VP in an IQ test? And if so will he participate? And when do we do it?

@ThatEricAlper Ed Sheeran the shape of you. Makes me vomit every time I hear it.

What's the most gut wrenching lyrics you've ever heard in a song?

@NortholtMonkey @_theteaboy @thesamgibbons @DataProGuy Every Sunday league footballer updating their bios to "corporate footballer" 😂

@boxhilldude A pretty uneventful race then, nice to see it go to plan 😂. You're one tough cookie mate 💪

At the hospital my blood markers were through the roof and beyond. They were on the moon. As was my heart rate. So I’m in hospital and they are sorting me out and I did get a new buckle. So there’s that. THE END 😚

…I’ve done nothing of any substance since UTMB Mozart in June (a race remembered for its biblically bad weather and mountain mud slides). And as we know, these things shouldn’t be taken lightly.

@tobytarrant @exil

Can't work out if Peppa is left handed and about to pull this ball for six ...or right handed and is too late on this shot and is about to wear it right in the face Hopefully the latter. Serves her right for not wearing a lid against short pitched bowling and smiling about it.

@BruceTourNews Dancing in the dark, wembley 27th, my 14 year old daughter on my shoulders. Or tougher than the rest.

Now that the European tour is over, what is the best moment you lived during this leg of the 2024 tour?

@gos75 Have a great time mate, I'm there on Saturday.

When you’re at Wembley, in the zone for Springsteen, and suddenly see this… 😂

@G_Webb148 I hope you are celebrating. Mogg gone 😂👏

@GuntherEagleman No she didn't.

Zelenskys wife just bought a Bugatti… US Taxpayer funded?

@Matt_Pinner Put stuff in it.

Need Suggestions, What would you do with this space?

@SMillbery What you training for big man? X

Vert for breakfast…🏔️

@TheSpineRace One of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Well done Jake. 💪👏👍

Jake Hayes takes 2nd in the Montane Summer Spine Race At Hut 2, Jake Hayes stopped for a coffee. This gave him added energy as sprinted in and leapt into the air to touch the Montane arch before heading to that Border Hotel Wall. 🧵 #spinerace

@Matt_Pinner Rome, absolutely insane.

What is the absolute worst city to drive through?

@Matt_Pinner Fake.

How would you describe this video in just one word? 👇

@boxhilldude Well done Chris, sounds moist.

Still processing yesterday. So much rain. So much mud. Literally covered in muddy shit all day with the number of falls. And the rain. So much rain. And the cold. So so wet. And this “hill” the longest hardest climb ever in the conditions. I need therapy 🙏 #mozart100 #utmb

@SpringNuts_ @springsteen Today, streets of fire. The best album ever made.

Happy 46th Birthday @springsteen Darkness On The Edge Of Town!! Favorite track from the iconic album? #springsteen

@bill_zotti @BrucesLines A million times this☝️. The art of songwriting capsulated in 2 sentences.

What's your favourite line from a Bruce song? What is a line that makes you smile or makes you cry or simply hits you as pure poetry every time you hear it? #springsteen