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JustJess

@Sleepy_Viking

I am a strong, independent acid snake in the skinsuit of a strong, independent woman.

Katılım Aralık 2008
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JustJess@Sleepy_Viking·
Between watching @NASA nail the Artemis II splashdown and going to see Project Hail Mary today I feel like the Kool Aid Man.
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Math People are fucking amazing, go Math People!!!!
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bethany ❤️‍🔥@corneliastagain·
unfortunately my body cannot tell the difference between getting chased by a bear and watching the artemis II splashdown
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I am so pissed my husband has procrastinated on watching Neighbors so I have to process this finale alone.
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I know there are no awards for this but I silently called the drunk golfer being the Code Hula Hoop as soon as they brought him in.
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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
What is a movie that "broke" you so hard you can only watch it once, but you would still recommend it to everyone?
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@omgsidewalks I like grapes AND purple but anyone who thinks they taste the same is kidding themselves.
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People don't understand when I say I like grapes but not grape flavored products. That sht don't even be tasting like grapes.. it be tasting like... purple. And y'all maď that makes sense.
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The Pitt should honor its roots and helicopter Ogilvie.
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Wait A Knight of the how many Kingdoms? @HBO
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𝙕𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮
I’ve yet to see one justifiable reason as to why Scream 2 is a bad movie/sequel. Most who claim this won’t even articulate why they don’t like it. I mean, you’re allowed to have your opinion, but please just help me understand your point of view. I’m listening.
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JustJess@Sleepy_Viking·
There are so many things out there that suck, but the commercial reenactment of the Office Space printer murder scene to promote a subscription for the printer and ink I bought MAY be my last straw. Who knows where feelings come from? They just appear!
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You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with
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I want to learn how to curl.
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The Muppet Show was perfect, no notes!
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The way my heart just stopped when Lauryn Hill asked if Wyclef Jean was in the house…
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