Slendernibble
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Slendernibble
@Slendernibble
🏳️🌈 She/Her | 23 Yrs | Look at my Victini, aren't they great?✨
Somewhere in the UK Katılım Temmuz 2018
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@prngykona @MaxiGxxn I can go from like, 2" to 8" I think' If it's cold and I jump into a hot bath, but idk if that's cheating...
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Its so fun going from like 2.5 inches to 6.5 inches :3
soap I AM A LESBIAN 🔞🔞@spicykhayoss
its fun being a grower bc they never expect it to get to that big
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@estratgen Is this a negotiation?? A little more love than anyone else, take it or leave it.
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@geckotailzz I think this is just a completely normal take' In the UK, you can acquire a gun just fine but like. You need a reason.
It doesn't even need to be a strong reason, so long as it's not "I wanna kill people!!!" or "I think it'd be badass" then you're generally fine.
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How it feels to want stricter gun control and regulations, while also still believing its ok for people to own guns.
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@Slendernibble @TheOGM3nace @53gaDr3amca5t @JoeLongBalls So you know how normal Sans has a whoopee cushion? Underfell has a buzzer I think, and I assume something happens in Underverse that’s got to do with that
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Joker is just some guy I'd be jumping on his head until batman started crying
leemarh 🌺🥀@celestialysia0
Alright, which one are you choosing?
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@blue_barks_ Possibility of infection. So keep an eye and a nose on that!! Also, make sure to clean the dildo, but DON'T clean your insides!! That can make it worse because you'd be damaging the microbiome'
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i fell asleep with my dildo inside me, is that bad?
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@geckotailzz Relatable !!! I think it's because of how I type, but also the sorts of things I talk about...
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people are always shocked im somewhat younger.
for a while people thought I was like 30😭
clairebear@geckotailzz
@amazonmilkfrog turning 23 in a week should i be scared
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@skycomet1 Don't cease!! Persist, you'll find someone someday'
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@bass256_ @orchardviki @AGramuglia Batman frankly has no chance at all of winning a straight 1v1. You'd need to be a moron to think that's a good matchup. I already explained why in my "roundabout" explanation of Batman's role as a fighter.
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@Slendernibble @orchardviki @AGramuglia Very roundabout way of saying he’d lose the 1v1, even though I personally think he has a chance of winning, since outsmarting Noir is not very hard to do.
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Genuinely? None.
It's not even close.
SB 🪖@welovesweetboy_
which supe in the boys can defeat the superhero they are parodying?
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@RubyAngelzz It should either be so small that there's barely a bulge at all or so big that it's busting out to say hello =3
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remember always measure from underneath it'll give you a bigger measurement
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@spicykhayoss NOOOO!!! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!!! WHAT IF THE WHOLE STRUCTURE COLLAPSES??? YOU'LL BE DICKLESS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIIIIFEEE!!!!!!!!!
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@True_Pr0phet @RaxSZ13_ Why are you fantasising about molesting children? Quit wasting our oxygen'
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@RaxSZ13_ and after he answered did you molest him like 99% of trans people dream about doing?
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esto me recuerda a una cosa que pasó con un niño de 4 años esta semana en clase.
él tenía un estuche con todas las evoluciones de eevee y yo le pregunté si de sabía el nombre de todas. me dijo que sí y se puso a decírmelas poco a poco. cuando terminó, le felicité y me dice con +
CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS@ClassicStrips
Calvin And Hobbes Bill Watterson 12.27.85
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@spicykhayoss There's like. Another 1-3" you just can't access since, it keeps the external part stable'
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@Slendernibble all of it is insertable of you believe in yourself
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@penguingooon @SHINOBI__03 NOOO!!! THAT'S TOO SCAAARYYYYY!!!
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@Slendernibble @SHINOBI__03 Inside every bald man's head there's a little bird puppeteering them
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"Have we learned nothing from Jurassic Park" is said by people who:
A- Don't know the history of the Giant Moa
B- Don't know what killed the Giant Moa
Dexerto@Dexerto
Scientists have successfully hatched chicken chicks from 3D-printed eggs as part of an effort to eventually revive the extinct giant moa bird
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@Slendernibble @spicykhayoss i just googled the size of my phone and compared it to my dick
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