Slightly Psychotic

If you put concealer on your lips.... Don't talk to me

I just want to be skinny for summer but I also just want to eat tacos and drink beer

Are you a morning person

Some days you need 8 cups of coffee so you don't commit a murder

Me: *wants attention* Me when someone gives me attention: what the fuck leave me alone

@SlightPsychotic I'm gonna buy a blow up pool and make my own jungle juice in it

I want a pool just so I can fill it up with vodka

Stay in my bed with 2 bottles of wine and chill?

Maybe if I eat enough potato chips I'll learn to love again

If you think you can lie to me and not get caught you will be surprised when I strangle you to death

@plsruinmylife the 3rd option omfg

My best friends are the biggest hoes ever but I luv those bitches

I need about 20 margaritas and a beach right now

Why did I ever think that people my age were adults

Sunday funday ft. too many mimosas and Drake

@kaylaafarr honestly story of my life

My true love is actually Target

I need a bath bomb and a bottle of wine

During summer I have absolutely no concept of time. What day is it? What year is it????

@plsruinmylife omfg I love this wow