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SlimVoorhees

@SlimCharlesVol

I am fluent in two languages, with Sarcasm being preferred. If you have your pronouns posted anywhere online, you're never gonna like me. I like you though.

In a place you aren't welcome Katılım Haziran 2009
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
I thought Anthony Smith was having a bad day then I randomly found IU football fans and damn are they bad at the whole social media thing. Vanderbilt fans are forgiven. IU fans are something special and I definitely mean in a saying the most ridiculous cringiest stuff ever way.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
And it's now confirmed, the Big Ten football fans have decided to ignore RDJs advice and they have indeed gone Full retard. Someone please press record while they completely embarrass themselves All season. I've got to go back to crying and whining about Cignetti. #BooHoo
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@thezone6media @secnumbersguy Lol. I always knew Twitter was where the dumbest lurked. But the comments being made make zero sense. I'd call what happened to Oregon being shit on. I'd say that OSU and Michigan just allowing the worst program in history to take over shitting. All he did was poke a tank.
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Zone6@thezone6media·
@secnumbersguy This guy just shit on your entire conference
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@hoosierHWood @secnumbersguy Wtf are you casuals talking about? Let's be grown up ok. Posting a factual stat isn't whining. Trying to lie and pretend it's whining is called reaching for anything because I need to seem like I have watched football for more than one year. Please keep exposing yourself, go on.
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Hoosier Hardwood@hoosierHWood·
@secnumbersguy Love that the SEC has been dethroned. And they continue to whine and complain. Just as Coach Cignetti said
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@secnumbersguy Six. While the SEC gauntlet makes you do that every single year just to qualify for the playoff. Conversation over.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
I honestly think this guy believes that playing that hilarious schedule actually makes their team feared. Nobody is scared to play IU. Who is crying? You were crying a lot last year. Whining? Bub, you play one or two difficult games. Keep winning. Lot of catching up to do.
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports

“We don’t run a hype machine up here in the Midwest… when we fall short we don’t cry a river and whine and complain. And that’s why we’re the best” Curt Cignetti ended his first media day as a national champion with some shots fired at the SEC

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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
See in the SEC, it's always on HEISMAN difficulty every week. The Big Ten though is a little different. You guys are sliding down to Varsity for ten or 11 games and maybe touching HEISMAN difficulty once or twice. We aren't interested in Varsity difficulty Chips.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@barstoolsports See in the SEC, it's always on HEISMAN difficulty every week. No games off. The Big Ten though is a little different. You guys are sliding down to Varsity for ten or 11 games and maybe touching HEISMAN difficulty once or twice. We aren't interested in Varsity difficulty Chips.
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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·
“We don’t run a hype machine up here in the Midwest… when we fall short we don’t cry a river and whine and complain. And that’s why we’re the best” Curt Cignetti ended his first media day as a national champion with some shots fired at the SEC
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@barstoolsports What I don't understand is why the fuck you talking about the SEC? You know Indiana doesn't have any actual high caliber programs like that on the schedule. So it's meaningless bs. Beat mighty Purdue and those legendary killers in Rutgers.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@barstoolsports Cignetti is definitely gonna crash out bad when they realize how difficult it is to keep winning in college football.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@barstoolsports The most successful losing program in college football history wins for the first time EVER. Immediately turns the fans into the cringiest in the country. You're goddam right. Lol. Ok casuals.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@barstoolsports Indiana would lose six games this year if they played any SEC teams schedule. That isn't crying, it's telling you the truth. Something I see is not allowed in the Big Ten these days. But if you think iu would last, cool. Delusional fans are common when they win once in 150 years
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@barstoolsports If you dorks think you are the best while playing those embarrassing schedules, then I have never been happier. Because it means you are as delusional as you all come off as. You can lie to yourself all day. But your biggest wins are solely because of the soft schedule.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@JoshIlles @barstoolsports Reality seems to show that we don't actually give a shit. Do something like winning consistently over a period more than 10 months and then we might remember you exist. But yeah you are all right, we just cry and pray to God for it to go back to normal. We are terrified.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@DubsDailyIC @barstoolsports Funny how people pretend to always know exactly what some other group of people is thinking. You want this to be true so bad don't you? LMFAO. You guys are fucking embarrassing yourselves. So please don't stop. Turn it up higher. We need something to laugh at.
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Parker@DubsDailyIC·
@barstoolsports Funny how the SEC fan automatically assumes he’s talking about them😂😂
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@ChrisKeagle4 @hoosier_hustler @barstoolsports Indiana lost to UConn in 06. Then their coach died. It was considered, at the time, as one of the greatest seasons in school history. Hoosier Hustle Gangsta. Just keep Curt's balls drained and sustain any type of real consistency for more than a month. Otherwise you look like 🤡
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@hoosier_hustler @ChrisKeagle4 @barstoolsports I absolutely can not wait for this Hoosier Hustle Gangsta to delete his account after they get bent over for the first time this year. Mendoza isn't gonna save you this year. Please keep up the smartass mr Cool attitude. So we can all watch it implode. Lol.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@hoosier_hustler @ChrisKeagle4 @barstoolsports 2006? Did Indiana even have a football program then? I don't think trying to go back to the past is gonna be a winning argument for you big guy. Try to talk about the years you were good. So last year and, well last year. Should not be difficult at all to remember that long run.
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SlimVoorhees@SlimCharlesVol·
@ManMichigan5460 @hoosier_hustler @barstoolsports No no. That's their go to any time they are confronted with anything besides "Yum yum Cignetti has a delicious penis" reply. Won once in 200 years and now they think they are relevant. Reality is going to be a hard slap soon enough.
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