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Ay yo FUCK Iowa

@pythonoragamy @Merchimaaa I know this is gonna be a tough pill to swallow but the world’s a lot bigger than your tiny retard brain can comprehend.

@SlimeStBets @Merchimaaa You sound dumb as fuck. Her body. Her choice.

That’s what I’m talking about 👏

@pythonoragamy @Merchimaaa Play God and he will be the one you answer to. Good luck with that tho

@SlimeStBets @Merchimaaa So you would rather have a mother that hates you and neglects you? Causing trauma huh ?

@Thomasdunn24 Seeing this after locking Arkansas +8

The Arkansas Razorbacks meal of choice on practice day: In n Out Burger

@pythonoragamy @Merchimaaa When I was a child I preferred not to be murdered by my mom

@SlimeStBets @Merchimaaa Children don’t need parents that don’t want them! Stfu

@Amarachukwuuu @Merchimaaa Real women put their child first

@Merchimaaa Always put yourself first 🤏🤏

@ChicagoContrar1 The usual suspects

An estimated 400 teens are running amok downtown on State St. and Michigan Ave. It's an absolute mess. CPD contact tells us some teens have mace and tasers. Teens were tasing people. One teen has been hospitalized. Multiple arrests, multiple fights. Tact Teams sent downtown. A curfew was imposed at 10 p.m. This is probably just an "isolated incident," and we urge you not to demonize unruly teens.

@LongTimeHistory Fair play

Homeowner waits until construction job is nearly done—then calls ICE on 6 of her own workers. Woman even provides the ladder used by agent to detain men—who she owes $10,000 for 3 day job. "She called the damn law on us and now we're totally screwed!" men yell in Spanish. "They surrounded us!—They surrounded us!" Agents even left behind the workers' van with doors wide open—filled with thousands of dollars worth of tools. The arrest was broadcast live for about 30 minutes by a co-worker—identified as Bryan Polanco. "Seeing it is not the same as experiencing it," he explains. "I’ve seen many videos, and sadly today I had to experience it." At the end of the video he gets the woman who called ICE on camera: "It is the same woman. Tidying up the house, and still with hatred in her heart." The incident occurred in Cambridge, Maryland.

@HannahIamthest1 Grill master is a thankless job that women will just never understand

BBQ RULES: We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: (1) The woman buys the food. Ensuring she is educated in the correct cuts of steak to purchase. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. 🤣🤣

@sharghzadeh Yeah you freaks wipe your ass with your hand which I also don’t understand

I already did this discourse a year ago. White people don't understand the eight hour WhatsApp phone call, they never will.

@Wizkhalifa_08k @Merchimaaa Sorry I don’t converse with retards

@SlimeStBets @Merchimaaa “Kill your baby” and it’s literally not a baby 😭

@willjohnsonbf1 Way to bury the lede you big dumb bitch

I thought Michigan msu and osu twitter was bad Iowa and Nebraska somehow went way over the line. wtf is wrong with them

@Billy_H0yle @lilsamsquanch66 check out the pod brother youd love it

@lilsamsquanch66 popular opinon: nobody gives a fuck youre in an airport lounge

I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about the delta lounge, they are serving dog food in the united lounge rn

@Jerrythekid21 SAD DAY BAD DAY JERRY

There’s just no way you can drive here

@dqveed Dawg this shit sucks

How effective a jeans ad is when it's worn by a big-assed woman, and how ineffective a jeans ad is when it's worn by a ditzy chick talking about "good genes."

@Statikoo dead internet regurgitating 2015 trends like they never existed. it's all bots

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@officialrnintel Oh no….anyways

🇺🇸🇮🇱⚡️-Antisemitic stickers are being placed on gas stations across the country blaming jews for the massive price increases.

@TechSoulGeeta @cirnosad Thanks for your useless contribution now go take a shower

Classic crow roost swarm over the city totally normal behavior for intelligent, social birds in urban spots. They gather like this for safety and warmth, not divine messages. Superstition is entertaining, but science says: just wildlife doing its thing. No need to halt the wars over birds. 😏

By the way this is the worst possible omen at a civilisational level. It's still taken seriously back home in England and the Romans would stop entire wars over this sign. It was interpreted as this: "the Gods have withdrawn their protection over this land".

@AB84 fuck you pussy

You’re a grown ass man. just eat the damn onions and tomatoes hoe ass nigga