NIE

getting hoes ain’t a flex but getting a bad bitch who decline niggas even when yall on the worst of terms.. that’s a flex

*the tag of my shirt touching my neck* my brain:

An attractive white girl just dropped off my uber eats order. Short everything.

If cutting me off helps your life in any way, I support it 100%

life will be more fun if we are all debt-free

“Me enjoying my money cause is too small for girls of this generation”

I'm the type of girl to say thank u when I get passed the blunt

How do you deal with a person smarter than you?

2 wrongs dont make a right, but 2 blunts got me feeling aight.

having my sht together rlly my main priority rn.

I dare you to mention a 10/10 fruit

Dropped my blunt picked it back up im geeked ion gaf

Maturing is letting people think whatever they wanna think because who gives af fr.

Someone who tells the truth doesn't mind being questioned. A liar does.

Sometimes all you can say is "damn" then roll up

i'll be like 40w/no kids and people will say "aw i'm so sorry for you" and i'll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn't have to hire a sitter

Got called into a meeting with HR cause apparently telling your coworker that you knew he was a C-section baby by the way he avoids labor is unacceptable.

Bro is auditioning at the wrong place 💀😭

Idk dating just hasn’t been my main priority… uninterested af.....

I grind my ass off this hard ’cause luck ain’t ever done me no favors.

@DESI0RE fr idk

What wedding moment that screamed, "They are not going to last”?