Slipper Lover Simon

@DrLeiaAnnWoods I do hope so😁

Monday morning and here you are in My office. Oh dear, your bottom IS going to be sore!

@pirons More Amanda Mealing, Susanna Hoffs, Sophie Raworth and Kimberley Walsh please. many thanks as always

@simpforemmie Less than 2 inches flaccid and on a very good day nearly 5 if allowed to be erect.

Drop your size below... don’t lie, it’s obvious anyway.

@own_cum_eater That’s a no brainer - I don’t drink coffee😁

09:00 am, Sunday’s Coffee and cock. Drink my coffee or lick my cock? #nopanty #sinfulsunday #naked

@AntiqueLadys Historically Sarah Greene though Kimberley Walsh is catching her up.

Which celebrity do you wank over the most 🤔

@pirons Amanda Mealing please. Thank you

@pirons Marvellous melons, delicious dumplings😍😍😍😍

Nigella

I’d bend over that box for a thrashing with the crop from her.

Rt and follow little clits 🤏😈

RT Positive humiliation may sound sort of like a put-down, but is really affirming. For instance, "You're a wonderfully dirty slut”. Negative humiliation is more disrespectful - like, "You're a pathetic little creature" or "Of course you disappointed me."

@pirons More Lesley Garrett, Nigella Lawson, Ruth Gordon and Sophia Loren please. Thanks as always.

Eek!! For all us naughty boys, I am not sure whether you being back to spanking bottoms that well is a good or bad thing🤣

@suffolk89 @lilmissspanker All of them surely😍

@lilmissspanker Choices

Who needs a paddling?!

@E2koiw @FloppyLongRod_1 Magnificent😍😍😍😍😍👅👅👅👅👅👅👅

@FloppyLongRod_1 Those tits💦

Kirsty Gallacher

@pirons Lesley Garrett please. Thank you

let everyone know the real you! don't be shy ;) speak your truth!

@JulieAnneSissy1 @Sissymaidfslave I’d say that hoping each of the ladies would oblige.

@Sissymaidfslave Or “please miss, may i have a spanking ?”

Now then young lady….you will present yourself to each lady in turn with a deep curtsy and say something suitably polite to each. You may find yourself across a couple of knees, but thats ok by me. Now get on with it !

@Funwhale222 @Alison_S_Lacey All too well, I do so far too much and get punished for that.

@SlipperedSimon @Alison_S_Lacey are you able to masturbate with it??

It's show and tell time boys: how do you measure up? (Hopefully better than the little one in this artwork! 😂)