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@libsoftiktok "Meet Diego Jose Hernandez Martinez" I really would rather not thanks

Meet Diego Jose Hernandez Martinez, an illegal alien from El Salvador. Martinez was arrested in NY on nearly 40 criminal counts related to uploading and promoting child p*rnography. Democrats want to protect child predators like this.

@OwenShroyer1776 He pickled his last ball

A what???

@libsoftiktok So the total annual spending is 386 million. And with 81700 per homeless, that means there are 4724 homeless in NYC. @grok am I tripping? Is my math wrong? Are there only a few thousand homeless in NYC?

New York City spent MORE per HOMELESS PERSON than the MEDIAN INCOME $81,700 They’re robbing us blind

@SawyerMerritt I know they're made by Rivian, but just ask any Amazon DSP how "easy" it is to maintain their fleet of electric vans. Cheap components constantly break due to frequent use and poor design. Electric is nothing more than hype.

WSJ: Tesla Finally Has Its First Semi-Truck and It’s Already a Hit With Truckers. "Truckers who drove it in pilot tests say they loved features including a centered driving position, faster charging and longer range for about $100,000 less than other battery-electric trucks. Angel Rodriguez, a 56-year-old truck driver for Hight Logistics in Long Beach, Calif., recently swapped out a 13-gear diesel truck for a Tesla Semi, which is automatic, for a one-month pilot test. “It’s just easier on your body. It’s less stressful because you’re not really having to engage the clutch and the stick shift.” Big F Transport employs five mechanics to service more than 40 diesel-powered rigs and a fleet of trailer chassis in Wilmington, Calif. “If we go all EV we will only need one [mechanic] to service chassis,” said Geovanny Melendez, the carrier’s VP of operations, who went to see the Semi earlier this month at a ride-and-drive event near the Port of Long Beach. Jennie Abarca, co-founder and CEO of King Fio Trucking in Long Beach, Calif., once worked as a truck dispatcher and her husband is a truck driver, so she knows all too well the toll a diesel engine takes on people’s lungs and hearing. She eventually wants to swap out King Fio’s 27 diesel trucks to create an all-electric fleet. King Fio already has 11 battery-electric trucks from Volvo and Nikola. But the company limits those trucks to shorter trips to and from local ports because they only have a range of about 225 miles. The Semi, by contrast, can travel 500 miles on a single charge, according to Tesla. For King Fio that means two or three round-trips a day from Long Beach to warehouses in the nearby Inland Empire or a single round-trip to Las Vegas. She has 20 Semis on order. “The Teslas change everything,” Abarca said. “It opens up a whole different type of delivery that I can make.”

@FDSportsbook These sports betting platforms will kick you off if you win too much. They would stab you in the heart and not think twice if it meant getting another dollar. Don't gamble.

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@DineshDSouza Are you being retarded on purpose? You better not be!

These U.S. Marines are going viral for cleaning President Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star! God bless these heroes!

@BetMGM Don't gamble. You're throwing your money away and giving it to people who wouldn't think twice if stabbing you in the heart meant making another dollar.

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@Sony @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN The Bratz dolls of the current year. Giant corps encouraging little girls to dress like whores. That tracks

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS IS A TWO-TIME OSCAR WINNER! Directed by Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans, produced by Michelle Wong, and hand-crafted by hundreds of artists. We are so proud! 🫰

@BrittanyXVenti Post thirst traps Be surprised when people thirst

very rarely am i left genuinely speechless from a dm i receive but this one’s done it. what the actual fuck is going wrong in your life that makes you ai generate a picture of you with a random twitter girl and then reply to it to her?

@blueberriesGG It will be called destiny 3

Destiny 2 will bounce back

@GTA6Alerts According to some sources, The Armageddon will happen before then, so maybe they were just giving us something to hope for.

Another prediction from the Simpsons about GTA 6 💀

@archeohistories Fun fact: The son of Cleopatra and Julius Caesar is Jesus Christ.

Cleopatra ascended the throne at the age of 17 and died at the age of 39. She spoke 9 languages. She knew the language of Ancient Egypt and had learned to read hieroglyphics, a unique case in her dynasty. Apart from this, she knew Greek and the languages ​​of the Parthians, Hebrews, Medes, Troglodytes, Syrians, Ethiopians and Arabs. With this knowledge, any book in the world was open to her. In addition to languages, she studied geography, history, astronomy, international diplomacy, mathematics, alchemy, medicine, zoology, economics, and other disciplines. She tried to access all the knowledge of her time. Cleopatra spent a lot of time in a kind of ancient laboratory. She wrote some works related to herbs and cosmetics. Unfortunately, all her books were destroyed in the fire of the great Library of Alexandria in 391 AD. The famous physicist Galen studied her work, and was able to transcribe some of the recipes devised by Cleopatra. One of these remedies, which Galen also recommended to her patients, was a special cream that could help bald men regain their hair. Cleopatra's books also included beauty tips, but none of them have come down to us. The queen of Egypt was also interested in herbal healing, and thanks to her knowledge of languages ​​she had access to numerous papyri that are lost today. Her influence on the sciences and medicine was well known in the early centuries of Christianity. She, without a doubt, is a unique figure in the history of humanity. 📷 © Elizabeth Taylor in Cleopatra (1963) by Joseph L. Mankiewicz/Universal History Archive/Universal Images Group via Getty Images #archaeohistories

@HarrisonHSmith Iron dome? More like I ran to the store to get a Slurpee!

Trust… the… plan?

@LibertyCappy @AnnCoulter I think I've never been personally called a fool by a President of the United States, before. Cool!

Dear Americans suffering under crippling inflation and sky high prices: I know that I am out-spending every Democrat president before me, which is causing the price of everything to go up. Buy worry not! We're also going to increase the price of your electricity and gasoline so that I can continue this war. Signed, your "No New Wars" President

It's almost as if Trump was the captain of the Titanic and aimed for the iceberg That's what it feels like to most of us who voted for him

@TheKevinDalton @AnnCoulter I just wish we had the means to organize like this for other things other than crime. But perhaps that we don't is by design.

Following a street takeover in downtown Los Angeles, these fun loving felons decide to break into and loot one of the luxury high-rise towers next to Crypto Arena that isn’t completely covered with graffiti. This post brought to you by Gavin Newsom, reminding you that crime is down in California.

Tel Aviv bunker parties sample Trump in Iran opposition flags

He was in the US illegally for 30 years? Many problems with that. Why didn't he gain legal status during all this time? Seems like being reported is his issue. Labeled a gang member and deported, longtime Chicagoan tries to restart in his Mexican hometown wbez.org/immigration/20…

@CNBC Don't trust short women with short hair. Especially if curly.

San Francisco Fed's Daly says jobs report complicates interest rate call cnbc.com/2026/03/06/san…