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If I was a guy for 24 hours
I'd run around trying to find
things to stick my dick in
for the whole entire 24 hours.
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masturbating, probably....... I licked @cat_fvr so he's mine now.
in my invisible plane Katılım Haziran 2012
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Hold music that sounds like you're being taken off hold every 5 seconds.
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You seem like the type of person who sends dick pix that you took using Deadpool baby hands.
Weirdo.
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In case you didn't get the memo: talking about a problem is not solving the problem.
Dumbass.
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Sometimes you need to show a motherfucker what a real MOTHERFUCKER is like so they stop disrespecting you.
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My toxic trait is that I'm toxic AF.
Next question, please ...
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There are 2 sides to every story and I don't want to hear either of them.
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Fact: if you ask a rhetorical question here you will not only get answers but also they will be among the unfunniest things you will ever read.
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Children of today will be in therapy when they're older.
Therapist: Is Jessica in the room with us now?
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Ghosts named Jessica are trying to figure out why parents of crying children keep summoning them.
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