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@SlipperySecret

masturbating, probably....... I licked @cat_fvr so he's mine now.

in my invisible plane Katılım Haziran 2012
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If I was a guy for 24 hours I'd run around trying to find things to stick my dick in for the whole entire 24 hours.
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Hold music that sounds like you're being taken off hold every 5 seconds.
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You seem like the type of person who sends dick pix that you took using Deadpool baby hands. Weirdo.
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*masturbates with Hulk Hands*
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The Flounder Pounder@Amiigat·
This month feels like the longest Monday ever!
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The Flounder Pounder@Amiigat·
In case you didn't get the memo: talking about a problem is not solving the problem. Dumbass.
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The Flounder Pounder@Amiigat·
You wouldn't like me. I speak my mind.
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The Flounder Pounder@Amiigat·
Sometimes you need to show a motherfucker what a real MOTHERFUCKER is like so they stop disrespecting you.
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The Flounder Pounder@Amiigat·
My toxic trait is that I'm toxic AF. Next question, please ...
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The Flounder Pounder@Amiigat·
Idiot coworker: I have a question Me: whatever the noise
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There are 2 sides to every story and I don't want to hear either of them.
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Wassi@0mysky·
what do you wish people asked you instead of assuming?
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Wassi@0mysky·
what drains you faster pretending or explaining?
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Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler·
Fact: if you ask a rhetorical question here you will not only get answers but also they will be among the unfunniest things you will ever read.
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Children of today will be in therapy when they're older. Therapist: Is Jessica in the room with us now?
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Ghosts named Jessica are trying to figure out why parents of crying children keep summoning them.
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