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Sloane Smith
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Sloane Smith
@SloanieSmith
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Austin, TX Katılım Ağustos 2011
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My neighbor is blasting Fergalious at 8:11 am and you know what? Hell ya
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Not only does Oscar Isaac have a slutty little mullet in Beef, he also wears a chain
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I’ve quite literally never wanted any thing more
Reality TV News/Updates@Realitytv__fan
Food Network has greenlit a Chopped spin-off inspired by Survivor. Premiering May 12, “Chopped Castaway" sees 12 elite chefs competing in survival-driven physical challenges to earn ingredients and build a working kitchen on a remote island to cook over an open fire.
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I know i rage tweet every time im at the airport but get ready for more. DO PARENTS KNOW THEY MAKE HEADPHONES FOR CHILDREN? If you’re going to give your kid an iPad give them headphones too for the love of god
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If I was drinking every time there was a commercial for a drug I’d be dead #oscars
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Me when I’m watching a period piece and the actor has very obvious filler
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Literally me resisting buying a static grass machine to make a lawn for my new miniature mid century modern house kit I haven’t even received in the mail yet
duck@ExtremeBlitz__
me trying not to spend $150 on a new hobby I started 30 minutes ago
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The series finale of #tellmelies might be one of the best episodes of television I’ve ever seen
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Is every single man on Love Is Blind contractually obligated to bring up cold plunging?
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One time I was watching John wick and realized that the building John wick was standing on was literally the apartment I was sitting in watching the movie. Exhibit A:
Charles Bramesco@intothecrevasse
What is your record for shortest distance between where you saw a movie and where it was shot
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last winter I went out with my friends and got stupid drunk and the next day they asked me who is Caroline because I was talking shit on her and calling her a bitch all night. I was doing my annual reread y'all 😭 talking shit on Caroline Bingley at the club 😭😭😭
aria@rnostardently
celebrating 213 years of pride and prejudice's publication today
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