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@fakeshoredrive Bruh in the back look like Ariana Grande before the money call 💸 @Broodinn

this is still the best video on the internet

Bum so spicy wonder why it might be it's Tandoori. Feel it in your torso even more so in your booty.

@FreeMemesKids Where the fuck is my Romaine Karen??!?!?

Ladies, if he: -Tells you he drives but you've never seen his car -Constantly puts himself in dangerous situations -Uses outdated slang and nonsensical catch phrases He's not your man. He's Mermaid Man ...& Barnacle Boy #RIPStephenHillenburg #Spongebob #LadiesIfHe

Ladies, if he: - Has a reputation that precedes him like thunder precedes lightning - Always has an elaborate story or response for a question you never asked - "Doesn't always drink" but is always seen with a beer He's not your man. He's the most interesting man in the world