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We can get back to lending each other things, covering each others shifts, and picking each other up from places later. Right now you’re telling me you clipped the red wire when I looked away for a second. Let me just look to check to see if it it’s clipped cuz otherwise kaboom

Trust, but verify: I trust you, but the severity of how fucked I’ll be if you happen to be wrong for some reason outweighs the severity of you thinking I don’t trust you.

@schrabidium @lootrahs What does burned mean in this context. Like std?

@SlooferAgent @lootrahs least you didnt get burned

I was raped on your app and I was held captive by one of your users for two months

@otokyo__ Shower curtains are a hidden tax for real. You GOTTA throw that shit away. The only way to prevent that stuff from growing is to air dry that bih by shaking all of the water off of it, which every drop of water will be ice cold and flinging onto your naked body which sucks

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

Taiwan Stinky Tofu and Swiss Fondue Cheese are the SAME THING

@JohnLeeqxw7 @YNWAWoodsy @theepicmap I love buying up land in the South lmao it’s so cheap. And I always tack on some extra so I guarantee the sale

What is it like living in this part of Louisiana?

@Stormi_luv Why you bought and paid for?

would yall keep tweeting with 0 likes?

@JDProdu91918519 @GayRepublicSwag “No. You just can’t do that” -average devout libertarian

@GayRepublicSwag No, they’re both men

Honest answers only: In your opinion… Is this relationship ok?

@GayRepublicSwag No matter the situation, it’s a sad sight. Either the 38yo has a stunted maturity and experience level enough to relate with a 19yo, or the 19yo grew up too fast. Or, most likely, they don’t actually relate at all and they’re with each other for their own shallow reasons

Chicks will spam this gif in discord for the next two weeks and will never use it again

@DeltaDiTri1 @LucaTaner @EricLDaugh Because conservatives don’t stand for shit and are lazy and are constantly in a sugar-coma from all the fat fuck junk food they eat.

@LucaTaner @EricLDaugh I keep waiting for someone to go get him and take him out. Do you think they ever did? No more tolerating bad behavior. I didn't see conservatives running around like this during Biden's administration and meetings.

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Sen. Tim Sheehy (R-MT) took matters into his own hands and PERSONALLY helped Capitol Police EJECT a protestor who was railing against Trump's Iran strikes He plays no games! 🔥

@spurdala @coolporyg0n This gif perfectly describes it. Thank you so much 😭😭

@coolporyg0n When my intrusive thoughts get bad I often imagine myself getting shot by 1000 arrows like this and I honestly find it quite calming

does anyone else sometimes imagine themselves getting violently killed or maimed in an attempt to stop an intrusive thought from continuing

@NikiCFB @_JS_Bond_ @thvsarts @PopBase I see it too dw 😭😭

@_JS_Bond_ @thvsarts @PopBase I still see white and gold what’s wrong with me 😭

11 years ago today, a dress was posted on Tumblr. It was later confirmed to be Black and Blue.

@_JS_Bond_ @thvsarts @PopBase Bro posted the most white and gold looking pic as a reply im dead brooo

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@justlucash @PopBase Why did you post the white and gold version of the pic

@PopBase THERE WAS NEVER NEED FOR CONFIRMATION 😭😭

@_Hazardous_Wolf No I’m laughing like… wow they really stood up for their beliefs… beliefs in wanting to piss people off. Like ????

@_Hazardous_Wolf The hat means nothing other than a symbol to incite a reaction. So yes, what balls that person had to possibly incite a reaction with their reaction-inciting symbol

Say what you will, but in my opinion the dude honestly has bigger balls than all the low-T betas I've seen talking shit about him just for wearing a MAGA hat on his fursuit to a furry convention.

I’ll never forget someone describing Barq as “all chopped uncs” 💀💀

@elonmusk @StephenKing “They haven’t even physically harmed anyone” Oh so the bar is on the fucking floor got it

@StephenKing The left calls people on the right “nazis” or “fascists” when they have not even physically harmed another human being, let alone advocated genocide or war. My actual views are pretty much those of a Democrat circa 2010, but I’ve been demonized relentlessly with the above slurs.

Very tired of progressives being demonized as "lunatic leftists." We're not.