mr. magoo

Do I wanna drive or fly to NY next month?

"Princess treatment" was historically the reward for a woman who brought immense peace, loyalty, and cooperative value to a man's life. It was never meant to be the baseline expectation for a woman who brings absolutely nothing to the table except a bad attitude and a list of financial demands.

When you suddenly find yourself manipulating 3 females ghosting 4 of them and leading 2 on, which is weird because there was once a lover boy that would do anything for 1 female

Nothing like a big nice booty 😮‍💨

imma cancel all my plans if you tell me you wanna see me

Y’all be lying, but mostly to yourselves lol

as a man you must never underestimate a woman’s ability to live a double life

birria tacos the biggest food catfish ever bra, they look so good and taste like nothing

ian pussy watching or nun but damnnnn you let him fuck ????

Being scared to start anything is how you look up in 5 years and be stuck in the same exact spot

Men are not "intimidated" by your degree, your corporate job, your tax bracket, or your fierce independence. They genuinely do not care about your resume. What modern women call "intimidation" is actually just a man walking away because your combative energy, constant need to argue, and refusal to yield is completely exhausting. You aren't intimidating; you are just insufferable to come home to.

niggas be so obsessed with humbling you

law of attraction my nigga

As an adult 25+, having bad credit is embarrassing 💀

Wristwatches belong on the left hand.

I’m making it my business to be 🌚

@FELIXVANBUREN Dumbass niggas

niggas be rushin tryna chase that societal timeline just to end up sad bout every choice they made

i think we were meant to be but we did it wrong

People don’t exist til they interject themselves into my space