Slumpfart

Soon be summer

Man's first conceit was the straight line.

@msharp @richardcole A third of the globe each, sounds fair.

@msharp @richardcole Seattle or Norfolk? what a choice to make.

@msharp I second that emotion

@msharp according to his Facebook it looks like he's relocating to Seattle

@msharp It wouldn't surprise me, seeing as every other 70s TV star has been done for it.

@msharp Boom Boom!

@msharp, don't worry my next tweet will be a knob gag.

As I get older and my eyes get worse, my focal length increases and my focus moves away from myself

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We don't have weeds in our garden, we have "Non Gensus Specific Native Flora".

@msharp and you always get there before we do, not fair

My brain and body think its Saturday

Don't mess with me lettuce.

The Moon belongs to all of us

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The situation is blue and there's nothing I can do.

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