Slunch
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Slunch
@Slunch_Hunch
Cool Cow. I need moisture in the bathroom at all times.

inFamous: First Light (2014 Game)

JUST IN: Piles of garbage from Taylor Swift’s wedding have sold out, after being listed for $25/bag.


[ALiAS ANNIVERSARY] STATUS: ALiAS PROTOCOL INITIATED... ERROR: LOADING FILES... Day 1 July 11 👑💌5:00 PM PT Rie 🐺🎖5:30 PM PT Airi 🐯⚙️6:00 PM PT Erina Day 2 July 12 🖤❤️12:00 PM PT Remilia 🎋🍭12:30 PM PT Panko ✂️✨1:00 PM PT Shiina 🔫🖥️1:30 PM PT A SECOND SHOT #4ALiAS #PHASEALiAS

DUDE. So I give my 1/4 cheek reveal to my YouTube community to see, right? They all say I look like PIRATE SOFTWARE. The worst part is I have glasses like that. I hate it here.



If I were an animal I’d be a wombat, using my butt for defenses.


Nick Shirley uncovers an adult day care in Flushing, Queens with 7,000 phantom members. Nick: “This public document says you have 7,899 members.” Employee: “No, we don’t have 7,000 members.” Nick: “So you’re overbilling then? You’re getting paid $1,600 per patient — that’s how you got $12.9 million in 2024.” Employee: “Please leave.” American taxpayer dollars at work.



















