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@Slurisa

Who do you think you are? I am 👩🏻‍⚕️☢️🩻

Denver, CO Katılım Temmuz 2014

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LG💃🏻@Slurisa·29 Kas

Slight work

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Block Topickz (formerly Glock Topickz)@BlockTopickz

Justin Timberlake when he saw what officers put down as his race:

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John@iam_johnw·2d

My brother in Christ …. You gotta just say North Carolina lmao

biggz cares if don’t nobody else care.@Biggz_91

Unc just fucked me man

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@chesportsguy Lmao so true 😆

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Rambo@chesportsguy·15h

@Slurisa It don’t take but one listen and by the third time the chorus hits you singing along 😂

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Rambo@chesportsguy·1d

I love country cause what do you mean I know the words to this song already?

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LG💃🏻@Slurisa·15h

Lmao they always need all the help they can get

Football’s Greatest Moments@FBGreatMoments

Never forget when a pigeon helped the Raiders on kickoff coverage 🤣

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S.🎧@1ssve·1d

Apple, imma keep it real with you. NO ONE WANTS TO SCREENSHOT THEIR CARPLAY TOO TF

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Pop Base@PopBase

Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?

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LG💃🏻@Slurisa·16h

My bag

cassie@cassiee1919

this is how funny guys are when you’ve got a crush on them

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LG💃🏻@Slurisa·16h

Look at this man!

DNVR Nuggets@DNVR_Nuggets

Tim Hardaway Jr. WANTS the Sixth Man of the Year award. "If I was sitting here saying I wasn't thinking about that - I'd be lying." Full postgame:

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@rahsh33m

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Mesh🇧🇧@rahsh33m·1d

Oh baby girl...

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Marie🧚@glitchu__·22h

“I want a boyfriend” me every time a guy talks

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LG💃🏻@Slurisa·16h

Remember to breathe, stretch, shake, and let it go

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@MorbidKnowledge Lmao mans did no damage except to himself

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Morbid Knowledge@MorbidKnowledge·22h

In 2002, High School student Charles J. Bishop was inspired by the tragic events of 9/11 and decided that he wanted to recreate the awful act. He flew an airplane into a skyscraper in Tampa, Florida. He was the only casualty.

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LG💃🏻@Slurisa·17h

@MindOfHeadking But proceeds to sit on his lap lmao

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Headking's Mindset 🧠@MindOfHeadking·1d

A real woman. Respect to her.

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🤠@heavensbvnny·1d

One fun feature of twitter is that if you just mention cats, people will reply with pictures of their cats. Watch: Cat.

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telle@telleeetubby·1d

I’ll trade my whole family on my dad side for a flat stomach

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LG💃🏻@Slurisa·17h

Wrong bitch* 😂

ala ☣︎@calajms

she's a 10 but she says "wrong girl" every time you mention something she doesn't remember

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Vandal@BEEHIGHB·1d

BOTH OF YALL WAITING TO SEE WHO GONNA PUT THE LUGGAGE IN THE TRUNK

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yoms@sukiiyomi

I hate when a woman is my uber driver when I’m getting picked up from the airport

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memory lane@bitchiwas999·1d

You just had to be there

Pyrexski✞@Slatt2Trimm

All this time I thought the tattoo on his forehead was a cross.

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🔝@Diimees_

🥷🏽’s in her dm talking bout “let me know when he fck up” nigga I fck up everyday

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