𝐒𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐩'𝐬 𝐮𝐩, 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐡 .ᐟ ‿︵‿︵‿︵

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ❛ 𝙒𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙥, 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙡 ? ⠀ ⠀ 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 ⠀ ⠀ 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮 ! ❜ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 🔱 ⠀⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Bored God... ⠀

⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ ⠀ ㅤ⠀ 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬, 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ   ⃞ #𝗟𝗶𝗲𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗻𝘁 ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ 》𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒 ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ 》𝐁𝐈 ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ 》𝐒𝐏𝐀/𝐄𝐍𝐆 ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ⠀ ㅤ

⠀ ⠀ Got a new Slurp Pup! He's so cute! ⠀

• He who created the oceans. { sorcerer of the depths } • The Ocean Mage { gay; sub } { mature themes } —————————————————

⠀ Poseidon is currently lying down on a beach towel with nothing but his tight speedo on. It's super chill! ⠀

@NekoruShi ⠀ "Couldn't agree more, brah!" ⠀

" Size difference is hot as fuck. "

// I want to get some RPs going here but I'm terrible at approaching lol

⠀ There's a strange sound coming from the changing booth... ⠀

⠀ Screw it, brah. The god is going for a skinny dip in the ocean! ⠀

⠀ Bricked up to the point his speedo is almost broken. ⠀

⠀ ⠀ So full... of Slurp! ⠀

⠀ ⠀ Beach sex... 💭 ⠀

⠀ "Who wants to go work out with me? It'll be like, a LOT of fun!~" ⠀

⠀ In case you're wondering, yeah, they're heavy. And he could use someone to hold them. ⠀

@MonsterOfSparta ⠀ "Dude, you don't know how to do either? Nah, brah, we GOTTA fix that..." Poseidon shakes his head then shrugs. "Later. Right now I need a good massage. You got me?" ⠀

@Slurp_Deity ". . . Well, I'm right here. I may not surf or dance, but I guess I can check out your 'rockin' bod'. '

⠀ "Dude, the cold weather ain't all that great for beach parties." ⠀

@MonsterOfSparta ⠀ "I mean, YEAH bruh, but like, what's a beach party with just one guy? LAME, that's what! Nobody surfin', nobody dancin', nobody checking out my rockin' bod? Ugh, the WORST!" ⠀

@Slurp_Deity "You can still surf, I even doubt you'll feel cold afterwards. Why, you'll ask? You've been almost bare naked all the time in the beach and you haven't trembled once."

@MonsterOfSparta ⠀ "I know, right? Dude, someone tell Zeus to ease up or something, brah! I'm mega bored over here with no surfing!" ⠀

@Slurp_Deity "No, but there's nothing to do about it either."

"𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞, is what makes us 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠." ╔══════ - ═══════╗ ━ Switch ━ NSFW/SFW ━ Selective/MVRP ━ [🎨: AlphaPandora] ╚══════ - ═══════╝ "it is what we 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 with, when all 𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆 is 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭."

⠀ Poseidon is a very heavy sleeper and sleeps naked. It's always easy to tell what kind of dreams he's been having; like right now, he's at full mast while out like a light! ⠀