SlurpySwap

🐸 SOFT SLURP LAUNCH 🧪 SlurpySwap is now live on @Chromia Testnet via @NomismaNetwork ⚠️ Access is limited: → Only for Chip holders & S1 badge holders → Soon: open for Nomisma ID holders 🎯 Quests are LIVE → First quests available: SlurpySwap → New quests will drop every 1–2 days → Do them early = more points. Miss them = REKT. 👉 Check stages & access: nomisma.network/quests 👉 Explorer: explorer.chromia.com/testnet/964EC6… ❗ This is a soft launch. Limited access. Early slurpers get the edge.

LP tokens = your receipt of liquidity 🐸 When you add liquidity, you receive LP tokens They represent: → Your share of the pool → Your right to earned fees → Your claim on deposited assets On Slurpy: → LP tokens are auto-tracked → No hidden contracts → Gasless & transparent 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com

Impermanent loss explained 🐸 When you LP and prices move: → Pool rebalances your token ratio → You hold more of the dropping token → Less of the rising one Why "impermanent"? → If price returns → loss disappears → Only realized when you withdraw The good news: → LP fees can offset IL → Long-term LPs often benefit 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com

Slurpers, talk to us 🐸 How's your testnet experience? → Smooth swaps? → Any bugs found? → Features you're missing? → UX feedback? Your feedback = a better Slurpy for everyone Drop it below 👇

Where does most of your crypto live? 🐸

👀 MEV bots made $1.4B from DEX traders last year Front-running Sandwich attacks Priority gas auctions All possible because of one thing: the public mempool SlurpySwap runs on Nomisma Network → No public mempool → No block builders reordering your trades → No bots extracting value from your swaps 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com

Where do swap fees go? 🐸 On most DEXs - unclear On Slurpy: → Small fixed fee per swap → 100% distributed to liquidity providers → Zero gas costs on top → No hidden platform cuts You swap → LPs earn → pools deepen → you get better prices

What matters most to you in a DEX? 🐸

me: clicks swap bot: nice order you got there bot: would be a shame if someone bot: sandwiched it slurpy users: what's a mempool? 🐸

How Slurpy finds your best price 🐸 You click swap: → Scans all available pools → Calculates every possible route → Compares execution prices → Picks the best one → Executes in one transaction No manual pool selection needed 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com

"How can swaps be free?" 🐸 Simple: On Ethereum → you pay gas per transaction On Nomisma → the dApp pays a flat fee to the network Slurpy pays, you swap → No gas popup → No "insufficient ETH for gas" → No failed transactions from gas spikes That's the Nomisma model 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

What kills your vibe on other DEXs? 🐸 → Gas fees eating your profit → Getting sandwiched → Swap failing after 2 minutes → Approving 4 transactions for 1 swap #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Old liquidity model: → Your money spread thin across all prices → 95% of it sits unused → You earn fees on almost nothing Slurpy concentrated liquidity: → You pick a price range → 100% of your capital works → More fees per dollar deposited Same deposit, smarter positioning 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Track your LP positions: → Fees earned → Position value → Price range coverage → Historical performance 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Fair execution 🐸 On Slurpy: → Price you see = price you get → No hidden fees → No slippage games → No "swap failed, try again with lower amount" What you click is what you receive Simple? Yes Revolutionary? Apparently 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Why testnet matters 🐸 → You find bugs before mainnet → You shape the product → You learn the interface → You become an early expert Testnet users = the real builders We read every piece of feedback 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Trading pairs on Slurpy testnet 🐸 → CHR/USDT → BTC/USDT → ETH/USDT → SOL/USDT → And more Which pairs do you want? Reply below 👇 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

How to provide liquidity on Slurpy 🐸 Step 1: Go to Farming Step 2: Select token pair Step 3: Set price range Step 4: Add tokens Step 5: Confirm 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Nomisma Network 101 🐸 Built on Chromia's relational blockchain → Data stored relationally → No gas fees by design → High throughput → Perfect for DeFi applications Slurpy = first DEX on Nomisma Built native, not ported 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Wallets supported on Slurpy 🐸 → Rabby Wallet → MetaMask → Binance Wallet → And more Connect in 2 clicks 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork

Slippage on Slurpy 🐸 You set max slippage We respect it → If price moves past your limit = swap cancelled → No partial fills → No "close enough" execution 🐸 Try it: slurpyswap.com #nomisma #nomismanetwork