SlushyZoo

GUYS!! IM OPENING GLAZE TWEET COMMISSIONS!! Price: Free you just have to ask Product: A whole glaze tweet just for you and about you❤️‍🩹

@Appachegun_3 No no its okay oomf I wont stop looking- I just dont know if I'll find what im looking for 😭

@SlushyZooo I feel bad. :(

oomfs im never finding my special someone I think I need to give up, im better at helping other people with relationships than I am at helping myself

@KokoProKing @BerdlyFanBoy thats where the chicken came from too 😭😭😭

@BerdlyFanBoy @SlushyZooo thats the left over of berdly after i cooked him he feathers soaked the water

eating theme park chicken and mysterious blue liquid mmm yummy

oomfs im still recovering from yesterday so I may not post much, and if I do, it wont be like.. very interesting probably- Sorry!

@BerdlyFanBoy sorry i used the last of my money on the limited edition flavor of creature juice so Im gunna have to pass sighhh

@SlushyZooo yes!! i know you can get help!!! BerdGPT.shop buy yourself the new limited edition BerdBag TM for 179.99. doubling up as a BerdBag TM this product is specially designed to help cure any freaky creature juice symptoms anyone you know may be suffering with! BuyToday!! 📈

@BerdlyFanBoy Can you get me the help I needed?

@SlushyZooo you disgust me. your a god damn freaky creature juice lover! any member of the creature juice eugh... "community" should get help, its sick. vile. wretched

@BerdlyFanBoy YEAH I HAVE A CREATURE JUICE COLLECTION. ALL SORTS OF COLORS AND TASTES AND STUFF

@SlushyZooo STOP IT!!! STOP FREAKING OUT OVER YOUR FrEAKY CREATURE JUICES. you probably like it. you know what, you probably have a creature juice collection, oh the horror...

@Appachegun_3 oh, you got the premium mysterious blue liquid

@SlushyZooo What a coincidence. I just drank blue Gatorade today. . . ._.

@BerdlyFanBoy HEY IM ONLY A FREAK FOR FREAKY SHIT NOT FOR MY BLUE CREATURE JUICE

@SlushyZooo its a freak of nature. and you, are the freak, for participating in it. keep coming up with excuses for this degeneracy

@Appachegun_3 I mean I guess thats one way to put it- It didnt taste very great though 😭😭

@SlushyZooo It is like Gatorade, but if you poured some in clean water?

@BerdlyFanBoy IT WAS LIKE, HEALTHY CREATURE JUICES! ITS LIKE DAIRY MILK!

@SlushyZooo i don't give a god damn hoot weather it is "ethically sourced" i ain't having it. You see where creature juice comes from? thats what your drinking... your god damn processed creature juices are disgusting!

@Appachegun_3 it was like, watered down gatorade 😭😭

@SlushyZooo What was the "mysterious blue liquid" taste like?

@BerdlyFanBoy dont worry, the creature juice is ethically sourced!

@SlushyZooo oh what.. the... hell.... I would like to clarify this is not and never will be the mysterious blue liquid i am such a fan of. "creature juice" how rancid. actually puts shame on the delicacy name. The stuff they put in products now *shame*

@BerdlyFanBoy UH HUH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

@SlushyZooo YES SIR SORRY SIR WONT HAPPEN AGAIN SIR

dess: hey azzy this line is taking forever azzy: yeah it is, this kinda sucks peak dessriel

@BerdlyFanBoy I dont know.. but I think it was...... CREATURE JUICE

@SlushyZooo the implications of this are concerning. what... was in that l-lliquid... that blue.... liquid....

@Dess___Holiday GOODNIGHT OOMFIE ( SORRY I WAS LATE AGAIN )

Bedtime

Dessriel except Azzy and Dess were doing laundry together and Azzy didnt have a laundry detergent so dess had the bright idea to use dishsoap instead and it ruined all their clothes including half of azzys graphic T's

wait I need to make a good dessriel to make up for yesterday... hmmm.... Let me think on this one, I promise its gunna be A BANGER

I FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ALL THE NOTIFICATIONS!!! THANK YOU OOMFS FOR NOT LEAVING!

@CozyNebbie I mean I got almost 8 hours of sleep so I can pull through for a WHILE

@SlushyZooo I'm leaving. Go stay awake until your tired body dies out. 💀

sorry oomfs, I dont think im going to have time to reply to/like/interact with all the replies or whatever. I just need to sleep soon-