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20 RULES EVERY GUEST SHOULD FOLLOW WITHOUT BEING TOLD: 1. Arrive within ten minutes of the time you were given, early is as disruptive as being significantly late. 2. Never show up completely empty-handed because a bottle, flowers, or dessert communicates genuine appreciation for being invited. 3. Offer to help in the kitchen rather than sitting comfortably while the host runs back and forth serving everyone. 4. Keep your voice at a volume that matches the energy of the space rather than commanding the entire room. 5. Never open a door, cupboard, or drawer in someone's home unless you have been specifically directed to do so. 6. Leave your shoes at the entrance unless the host explicitly tells you that keeping them on is perfectly fine. 7. Do not bring uninvited guests without asking first because a host planned for the number of people they invited. 8. Stay off your phone for the majority of the visit because presence is the greatest gift you can bring anyone. 9. Keep your children or pets under control because your host should not have to manage your responsibilities for you. 10. Never criticise the food, the home, or the décor because someone's space is a direct extension of who they are. 11. Eat what you are served graciously and mention dietary restrictions well before the day of the gathering itself. 12. Do not overstay the welcome read the room, recognise the signals, and begin wrapping up before you are tired out. 13. Clean up after yourself immediately rather than leaving cups, plates, and wrappers for the host to collect after you leave. 14. Never rifle through the host's belongings, medications, or personal items even if you stumble across them by accident. 15. Keep conversations inclusive rather than pulling one person into a long private exchange that excludes everyone else at the gathering. 16. Thank the host specifically and genuinely rather than a vague that was lovely as you are already walking out the door. 17. Follow up the next day with a message that acknowledges the effort because gratitude sent later lands just as meaningfully. 18. Never compare this gathering unfavourably to another host's event even as a joke because it always lands worse than intended. 19. Respect the atmosphere the host has created rather than trying to redirect the energy toward what you personally would prefer. 20. Be the guest that makes the host feel the effort was completely worth it before you even reach the door.

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@brittanycity Congratulations Doctor.👏

I passed my defense!! 🎓🙏🏾🥳 Doctor of Engineering AI & ML

Growing up in Nigeria You see a class of 50 pupils Only 10 are bright and are doing well The remaining 40 are struggling Many of us did not know that amongst those 40 were special kids who were not olodos but couldn't learn with the structure provided - Some needed visual learning - Some needed reinforcement learning - Some needed mind mapping and other techniques But they could not get it. So, the system called all of them Olodo. They grew up with the low self esteem and gave up on themselves

If a 4-year-old can use smart phone that doesn't mean the kid is genius. It means the engineers are.

The sun was free. They sold you SPF 50 and a vitamin D deficiency. Sleep was free. They sold you an app, a pill, and a wearable that tells you your sleep was bad. Walking was free. They sold you a treadmill, a fitness tracker, and a £180 pair of trainers. Fasting was free. They sold you meal replacement shakes and the anxiety that skipping breakfast would wreck your metabolism. Cold water was free. They sold you a £3,000 plunge barrel and a podcast episode about it. Silence was free. They sold you a meditation app with a premium tier. Animal fat was cheap. They sold you seed oils, then supplements to replace what the animal fat contained. Tallow was cheap. They sold you a seventeen-step skincare routine and a clinical trial proving your face needs ceramides. Meat was cheap. They are currently selling you the idea that you shouldn't eat it. The 20th century removed access to everything the body needs to function. The 21st century is selling it back, one subscription at a time. Your great-grandmother had none of the products. She had all of the things.

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I tested something I'd written myself: my first academic article, published 45 years ago. It came in at 77% AI-generated.

This is the Palmwine Express flight A1SDC to Lagos While we wait for takeoff pls take a moment to review the outdated instructions in the seat pocket in front of you Smoking is prohibited for the duration of the flight but if you got some good hеrbs feel free to pass it around

@imran_services He didn't do right. Nonetheless, this is an AI generated image.

See what my neighbour is doing, he is constructing rooms and attached them to my fence. So, my fence is now part of his property, i don't get it? The fence i built alone, i called him and ask him to stop He says i don't have the right to tell him what to do on his Land. Atanda, I want to take it up Pls tell me what to do sir

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I only start loving and taking a woman seriously after sleeping with her. Until then, it’s just lust speaking through me. That’s why when I start talking to a girl, I always want sex to happen within the first two weeks, so we can get past that and move on to more serious things. The more we delay sex, the more I lose interest in getting to know you and talking to you. If I haven’t seen you naked, I can’t develop feelings for you beyond “hello” and “how was your day.” I go just assume say na play we dey play. So the sooner it happens, the better for both of us. Once I notice you’re stalling or playing the long game to get me to commit, I stop texting.

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

I'm a huge fan of the Originals, but i'm going to put hands on your shoulders when i say this.....it doesn't come anywhere close to the dialogues in GOT!

@muyivich @DannyCrypt Lmaoooo.

@DannyCrypt Y'all don't get the sarcasm? 😅

If you want I can tell you the 2 reasons why it keeps doing that. Many users genuinely miss this.

When you break into a house to rob it and they’re watching Interstellar

@Nhloiciko @MrMenziN They expand

@MrMenziN So they shrink?

I worked 20 years for a child sex trafficking rescue group. I want you to know this: 90% of Lost Children Are Found Within 30 Minutes. That statistic should both comfort you and wake you up. Most lost children are found quickly. But the ones who aren’t? They usually made one mistake. And here’s the uncomfortable truth: It’s often the exact thing most parents teach them. We tell our kids: “If you get lost, come find me.” It sounds logical. It sounds empowering. It’s WRONG! The Mistake Most Lost Children Make: When children realize they’re separated, they do three things almost automatically: They panic. They wander. They try to find you. Every step makes them harder to locate. From a search standpoint, movement creates chaos. Parents retrace their steps. Security scans zones. Staff lock down areas. Search works best when movement stops. When a child keeps walking, they move outside the original search radius. Helpers are looking where they were last seen — not where they’ve wandered. Stillness increases probability. Movement expands the problem. The first lesson is not “go find me.” It’s this: Stop. Stay. Yell. Why Stillness Wins: Think like a search team. If a child stays put: Parents can retrace steps. Security can scan systematically. Helpers converge to one fixed location. The search radius remains small. If a child keeps moving: The search area expands. Adults pass each other. Missed connections multiply. Minutes stretch into hours. Stillness keeps the math on your side. Teach Them Who to Approach: The second mistake we make as parents? We say, “Find an adult.” Not any adult. Not the nearest stranger. Children need a filter. Teach them to look for, if at all possible: A mother with children. Caregivers who already have kids with them are statistically among the safest people to approach in public settings. They are visible, stationary, and more likely to engage quickly. It’s a clear, concrete instruction. Children don’t process vague categories like “safe adult.” They process visuals. “Find a mom with kids” is visual. A Phone Only Helps If the Number Is Known: We often assume phones solve everything. They don’t — unless your child can use one. Even young children can memorize a 10-digit phone number with repetition. But you must train it. Practice it like a song. Sing it in the car. Chant it at bedtime. Turn it into rhythm. Repetition becomes recall. In an emergency, recall matters more than theory. The Code Word Rule: One more layer of protection. Choose a private family code word. Something only your household knows. If someone approaches and says: “Your mom sent me.” Your child asks: “What’s the code word?” No word. No go. This simple rule eliminates manipulation attempts instantly. It gives your child agency without requiring them to evaluate character. Real Safety Is Training — Not Luck! We don’t get safer by hoping. We get safer by practicing. Teach: • Phone number • Code word • Stop, stay, yell • Find a mom with kids Multiple skills. Simple instructions. Clear visuals. Five minutes of training can replace hours of panic. This isn’t about fear. It’s about preparation. Because when a child gets separated, the clock starts. And what they do in the first minute determines what the next thirty look like. That’s real protection.

@TheCharlesIsidi This girl resemble @Gilmoorre

People who speak their local languages this fluently, do they also think in the language? Please help.