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This site is vile and run by a literal nazi. Enjoy my last tweet.

@dannyodwyer I'm so glad these idiots don't design games. Imagine how fucking boring this shit would be if every single story was "so you play a white dude with a smoking hot lover and they make homophobic jokes" Cuz we've already been through that, we don't need more!

gonna start a new Noclip called Yesclip where we interview red pilled reddit gamers about how to "fix" successful franchises

@othatsraspberry Ok the one on the right is either that frog with the big eyes or tanooki mario

good character design can be recognized by shadows alone

@ObbeVermeij That's very interesting. Was the mission that takes you to the restaurant in liberty city a nod to this?

20 years ago we released Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas. The original plan was for the 3 cities to be on separate maps. The player would travel between the cities using trains and planes. (Gta 1 and 2 also had three cities on separate maps) Memory was very tight on the ps2 and with separate maps, the other cities’ skyline models wouldn’t have to be in memory. It would also make it easier to have different police/ambulance/firetrucks for each city. Different pickups, weather types etc. It would also be easier to contain the player until it was time for the next city. It would also make it easier to organize the models on the DVD city-by-city which would help the streaming. Just before the artists started working on the three maps, we had a final meeting at R* North in which we changed our minds and decided to go for a big map after all. We still ended up doing city-specific pickups, police cars and weather. Happy birthday San Andreas. You turned out all right.

@TeamTrump Republicans are burning ballots, and Trump is a convicted piece of shit felon. Fuck off with this, will never vote republican if they can't see the obvious corruption.

Democrats will do anything to RIG THE VOTE on Election Day. I need ALL PATRIOTS to REQUEST THEIR BALLOT before its too late!

1/ 🎉 Here's to 25 Years of GTA 2! 🎮 Many see it as a misstep, but as a member of the original creative team, I consider #GTA2 pivotal in shaping #GrandTheftAuto's future. Here's a short thread on why I think GTA 2 is the unsung hero of the franchise 🧵

Strap yourselves in. I am your HOST for the Golden Joystick Awards 2024. Things might get weird.

John Lithgow said WHAT?!

@_janjerome Have you looked up their other work? That bling-bang-bang-born song is just as addictive.

I got gassed very early into my morning run because I had the Dan Da Dan intro on repeat.

I'd like to thank everyone that showed up last night for my first YT stream. It was a resounding success w/similar stats on both platforms. I'll be streaming later tonight more Dino Crisis/Silent Hill 2 on both Twitch and Youtube. Thank you again for your unbelievable support!

It’s time to get fired up. Again. Meet PROMETHEUS in Hades II. He’s sexy and sounds suspiciously like me.

@TychoBrahe Especially any posts with a follow up post, like you're having all this shit happening in your life and your first thought is "I need to tell reddit right now, with proper grammar, advanced formatting, and a clear communication about exactly how my life is fucked"?

AITA if I make up a story and post it to Reddit for attention?

Israel is currently burning people alive in their tents. This is happening right now. This will happen again tomorrow. This is Zionism. This is what standing with Israel represents.

@_janjerome I'm way too hungry to be seeing this, looks so damn good lol

Camp Arroz Caldo

#AndNEW! Your NEW #AEW International Champion is @Takesoup! #AEWWrestleDream

@maximilian_ Remake the game, Rebirth the lore, Revive the dead.

Return/Returns is where I eventually landed.

@PuppyKhan @TheAtlantic @jasonschreier This man is just now learning about past participles.

Blizzard Entertainment, known for video-game franchises such as “Diablo” and “Starcraft,” was respected and beloved—until an unexpected smash hit revealed how the pursuit of endless growth can devastate a company, @jasonschreier writes. theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

@AvalancheSweden What are the chances of a 60fps patch for newer consoles? Better anti aliasing and resolution wouldn't hurt either :P

It's also Steam Deck Verified and Badassery Certified. 9 years of cruising the Wasteland. ❤️‍🔥

@CHSundberg i know you're many years removed from the project now but just wanted to drop by and say the Mad Max game still holds up super well and does things I've still not seen in other open world games. Up there with Sleeping Dogs as awesome games I'd wish had gotten a sequel

@DBSparkingNews The reaction lol

Bandai has SPOTTED EDGAR THEY ARE READY TO ATTACK #SparkingZero