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@NHLMedia @NHL So they’re gonna have 8 forwards and 1 dman?

What do you think of this projected Team Finland roster for the #NHLAllStar game? 🇫🇮 Read more ➡️ bit.ly/4yvDaos

@CiggDeleter Facts

I have no motion and I’m a stupid retarded goyim

@JFreshHockey @toplinebeagle He is not him

Connor McMichael, signed 6x$6.8M by STL, is a skilled rushing winger with wheels and smarts. A dual threat in transition. Frequently a centre but enjoys blowing the zone early and isn't great in the dot either.

@ManchuJoe @jamisonhensley Guess you’re just dumb then

@jamisonhensley I'll be deaf, blind and dumb before i trust Ethan Pocic as a starting Center for my team

Ravens’ projected starting offensive line: LT Ronnie Stanley LG John Simpson C Ethan Pocic RG Vega Ioane RT Roger Rosengarten

@IceMetrix Stop putting Protas on 4LW , yall show time and time again you don’t know puck He’s a center and he’s likely playing 2 or 3rd line

Grading each Teams 2026-27 Forward Groups - Washington Capitals | A Protas - Strome - Tuch Kyrou - Dubois - Wilson Ovechkin - Jenner - Leonard Protas - Sourdif - Beauvillier #NHL #ALLCAPS

Fuck yeah man, I’ve been screaming for this for half a year now #RavensFlock

@shitskinned Own tbh

Canadians will say shit like this then cry when American players dont want to play in Canada and ask for a trade

@OlympicHughes @seiderdacollida Ngl roasted

@seiderdacollida Maybe stop fucking burning fat fuck

Americans trying to talk about the wild fires

@MakarTruther98 Count your blessings brother

@Smackkitals So glad I’ve never met one

If you’ve ever watched the “Savannah Bananas” you need to be institutionalized immediately.

@samb999 @_rydougg @hockeyalchemy Huge own

@_rydougg @hockeyalchemy Own him

BIGGEST OVERPAYS · 2025-26 1. Ivan Provorov 2. Jonathan Huberdeau 3. Kirill Kaprizov 4. Jake Walman 5. Thomas Harley 6. Martin Fehérváry 7. Aaron Ekblad 8. Niko Mikkola 9. Philip Broberg 10. Darnell Nurse Which player provided the most contract surplus value? #NHL

@MakarTruther98 @BradleyVizion Own the inbred time

@BradleyVizion @Smackkitals Delete your account immediately.

LMAO Penguins are forever poverty. Imagine replacing your top goal scorer with Nic Robertson 🤣

@TopTierPucks Me when I’m a dumb Asian

Dom having Edmonton at 25th when we arguably had the best offseason out of ANYBODY This guy has to be the biggest clown Oilers hater in all of hockey discourse

@kniesyfied You’re obsessed fatty

blocked makar truther because i’m tired of arguing with a brick wall 😭😭😭

@Smackkitals I do have to ask. Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable, you wanted to. Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you wanted to. Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you wanted to Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? You wanted to.

@TheWarningTake I don’t think they trust

People from Pitt are really this dumb? 😂 #Yinzers you claiming this retard?

NHL 27 has GM Connected, back as Online Franchise mode.

@mcqueenkachow12 You can’t let them think that’s true though

@Smackkitals Nah, Sid, Karlsson, Malkin, Rust, Rakell were all better than him. He scored some goals, but when his shooting percentage dips this season, that number is coming down. Having said that, him on a line with Malkin and Brazeau was wild. Huge dudes.

Hockey is for rapists, pedophiles, IDF Soldiers, Dereck Chauvin (Patriot), Trump supporters, Hitler, Nazi’s, Soviets, child milestones, sexual predators, thief’s, Jan 6’rs, scammers, fraudsters and satanists. #hockeyisforeveryone