Lady N

Turns out, if you name your cat Keyleth there's a risk she might imitate her namesake @Marisha_Ray and LAUNCH HERSELF OUT OF A WINDOW. She's fine but hopefully reconsidering some of her life choices.

“What’s written on the papers?” “They seem to be scripts. The first is about the wife of a merchant, you pick up another and it’s about an army general drenched in blood, the third a donkey in the Feywild.” “That tiefling we saw writing earlier, what was her name?” “...Wilma.”

"What did you do pretend to do in your D&D game today?" "Had a bath, dinner with a bunch of friends, spent an evening smoking cigars and getting drunk, then got laid" All about as fantastical as banshees and vampires quite frankly.

@RobsAllotment @Saralimback @theterrywalton @darrenlakin2 @allotment9A @AgentsOfField @Miranda_j @Steph_Hafferty @vegoutwithadam @MartinFishHort @GardenNewsmag It might not be that exotic but I love this snapdragon and the way it’s got all the colours of the sunset running through it.

Look at that for a fantastic dahlia! . I’m thinking it should be called ‘six twelve’ as it looks like it’s telling the time 👍🏻 . Anyone else got any unusual looking flowers in the garden today? . . . #garden #flower #organic #blooms #kitchengarden #colour #colours #dahlia

Do you ever read a monster’s ability, almost vomit, and immediately decide to utilise it?

Spent the last 3 hours beating up the same 750 words because trying to make sense while explaining why government policy didn’t make any fucking sense is actually super hard.

Apparently book writing is sometimes just sorting and re-sorting papers. Endlessly.

Not all your childhood heroes will let you down.

There are bees making a nest in the outside wall and I am at the point on a Monday afternoon where I'm considering making them a little door arch and some steps.

@veetyaz Had our first character death 😱 Got the Dawnfather to bring him back but made them suffer first.

Today I am excited about the potential to use phrases such as “that’s a 30 to hit”, “I need more d8s” and - the holy grail - “it’s now the lair’s turn”.

@veetyaz So many resistances. So much maths.

Do you want me to stop working? Is that the message you’re sending to me?

*sweats*

Look at these babies getting all grown up.

Baaaaabies 😍

Pollinator garden begins. Grow my pretties, grow.

I’m the kind of efficient that hands in their notice with a copy of her own job description.

@CodeSculptor1 @CritRoleArtBot Yes indeed 😍

@SmallLadyNerd @CritRoleArtBot Is the littlest one Frumpkin? 💕

They’re all moths! #criticalrolefanart

“Use D&D as escapism.” 2 of your friends lie dead on the field. You’re too far from either of them to help. Your only other ally is trapped in a bubble of time. The spaceship housing your foe is rising into the air, about to slip from your reach. One dice roll decides your fate.