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INDIANA… THE BEST SPORTS STATE IN THE COUNTRY YOU CAN’T STOP US! GET ON OUR LEVEL.

Tbt to working at the Y daycare in college and listening to the Kidz Bop version of this every day

No better way to celebrate the newlyweds than going to @WaffleHouse at 3am

Genuine sign of dangerous mental derangement is when you meet someone and they use Twitter in the phone browser

Saturday reminders: empathy is not a sin mercy is not satanic the least of these are not your enemy christianity is not a weapon billionaire-run media isn't free press to be wrong is human refusing to be wrong is dehumanizing perfect love casts out fear

Tennessee doesn’t belong! They’re outmatched! Should’ve given their bid to another 3 loss team! Am I doing this right???

@Abbsurdlandbird Why don’t I see Seattle hr jobs 🤨

My google search history really paints a picture of the week I’ve had🙂

@Abbsurdlandbird Don’t look at the prices on Zillow 🫠

@SmallMcNall Jess, on Zillow, “omg we’d know three whole people already!”😂

One of Jess’s friends has been trying to convince us to move to Seattle for years now and last night he sent us “education materials for our betterment”, which turned out to just be an onboarding packet (this is only like 1/2 of it) of reasons to move to Washington😂

@Abbsurdlandbird I could add some 😌

@SmallMcNall He made incredibly convincing points😂😂👏🏼

COACH CIG IS THE 2024 COACH OF THE YEAR‼️ Curt Cignetti made a STATEMENT in his first season at Indiana, leading the Hoosiers to a CFP berth👏

To all the fans who took part in experiencing the joy that #TSTheErasTour has brought us over the past two years… We saw you spend hours designing your costumes, trading friendship bracelets, singing and dancing nonstop to the entire setlist, spreading love to everyone, and welcoming each city into our shared traditions. While the tour has come to an end, your smiles, tears, and friendships will last a lifetime. Remember to hold on to the memories — they will hold on to you. 🫶 #LongLiveTSTheErasTour

Girl at the bar just sang the 6 1/2 minute long Night Shift by Lucy Dacus for karaoke

Man with a Beer Jug, by Frans Hals, 1630, 📸 by @ZachOsterman

@btownmoose where’s buck the fuckeyes

broke: beat ohio state woke: crack the buckeyes bespoke: bust some nuts

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

KOK selling shirts for $28 is CRAZY