Kirsty Payne

It’s International Women’s day… let’s RUN AMOK! Unleash extreme enthusiasm and a strong sense of self worth! 👏 Who‘s in??? (I’ll bring a flask and a packed lunch, wrap up warm, and bring a spare pair of pants in case of emergencies)

I would rather remember Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman today, they never had the chance to live beyond 10 years of age. They would have been 34 today… I’m not even mentioning that despicable, vile creature who robbed them of their lives. RIP Holly & Jessica ❤️

West Ham fans continue their protest against the board with something “peaceful and special” planned before today’s 12.15 kick-off of their #FACup tie at Burton Albion. Fans also to hold up red cards after minute 15 (years of board). Hugely important Fan Advisory Board meeting with Karren Brady on February 26 to air fans’ many concerns over ticketing, stadium, direction of club, ambition etc. #WHU

Having very briefly worked with David Walliams many, many years ago… this news is the least surprisingly thing I’ve ever heard! What surprises me… is that it hasn’t come out before now.

What took so long? This is the tip of the iceberg, one of those ‘celeb getting away with it for years, open secrets’. The rumour is that it’s always young, junior female staff. I dread to think how long this has been going on and how many people have been affected by Walliams.

@FOBRacing Happy birthday Kian Lad… and on seeing those subtitles, Fergal shall now be known as ‘Ferglo Bryan’.

From a few years ago now but it’s his birthday so we’re reposting it #GoOnKianLad

@FOBRacing Sadly not enough tea cakes…

Here’s an advent calendar we can absolutely get behind

@FOBRacing Buy a horse on Black Friday and get a free kiss from the esteemed trainer! (Don’t buy a horse on Black Friday and get two free kisses from the esteemed trainer)

Mad that the Budget won’t be the most important financial news of the day Later this morning we’re sitting down to finalise what this year’s Black Friday offer will be

@FOBRacing @LudlowRaceClub @ndfehily @DavidCrosse That was a brilliant start for Camel... thanks SO much to the whole team at Ravenswell and big thanks as always to Team Noel Fehily Racing... we definitely have a great season to look forward to with him!

Very promising chase debut from Kamsinas here @LudlowRaceClub Happy syndicate members

@DrSimonsTravels @LudlowRaceClub Thanks Simon, yes me and @PercyBlakeney63 will be there to cheer on Kamsinas, are you going?

Happy birthday @SmallPeanutHead You @LudlowRaceClub tomorrow? x

@GillB26 @DrSimonsTravels @LudlowRaceClub Thanks so much Gill, yes see you tomorrow, looking forward to getting Kam out!

@DrSimonsTravels @SmallPeanutHead @LudlowRaceClub Oh Happy Birthday Kirsty. See you tomorrow x

That was the most exciting thing I’ve seen for ages! Sumo at the Albert Hall, for the first time outside of Japan for 34 years & I very nearly got squashed by a flying sumo wrestler! Millimetres from disaster (or possibly a few feet from disaster but I’m prone to exaggeration)

@Champ20n5 @FOBRacing @DavidCrosse @NoelFehily YES!!! Snatch a Glance or rather ‘Steve the short sleeve’, son of ‘Wizard’s Sliabh’ only went and won!

@SmallPeanutHead @FOBRacing @DavidCrosse @NoelFehily I reckon someone gave some to Snatch a Glance Kirsty at Ludlow….. 🕺😉👏👏👏 Great stuff

As well as Crossey’s Sausages, there were two types of home made treats on offer this morning… Fabio’s Tiramisù and Jane’s Victoria Sponge. Guess which one Fergal went for? @FOBRacing @DavidCrosse @NoelFehily @Champ20n5

Brilliant morning on the gallops at Ravenswell Farm seeing the wonderful ‘Kamsinas’, ‘Ryan’s Rocket’, ‘Giver The Hollie’ and ‘No Flies On Her’ for Team Fehily @NoelFehily, expertly trained by Fergal O’Brien @FOBRacing… they’re all looking fantastic! 🐎

@PercyBlakeney63 @rickedwards1 If I get squashed by a Sumo wrestler… I’m blaming you!!!

@rickedwards1 did you manage to get tickets to The Grand Sumo tournament at The Royal Albert Hall in October? Me and @SmallPeanutHead are going on Thursday 16th October. We can’t wait!!

@Champ20n5 @PercyBlakeney63 We were in Piacenza about 12 days ago Fabio! Also went to Lake Maggiore… sooo beautiful! 🇮🇹

@PercyBlakeney63 Yep, I still wear the jeans…the jumpers from the 80s were the real deal. A clothing God. From Piacenza too - where my lot originate RIP Giorgio Armani 🙏🏼❤️🤍💚 #GiorgioArmani

Giorgio Armani RIP. Always remember being in the same restaurant as him on his birthday in Portofino 2019. The same restaurant he used for so many years. Always loved his jumpers circa 1983 ish. I had 7 different designs all of them mad and amazing.

@DrSimonsTravels I haven’t even got my glasses on and that looks totally disgusting!!

Friday night takeaway #GuruJs

@FOBRacing @Gloscricket Chris is a lovely man! Well deserved.

Delighted for Chris yesterday Great gesture @Gloscricket gloscricket.co.uk/news/chris-col…

@opodo you have illegally taken money from my credit card with zero notice or communication. You are refusing to refund the amount, it is also illegal to keep my credit card details on file without consent. Contact me ASAP as I will be reporting this to Trading Standards today.