Paul Seedall

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 If you help them, a little drawer opens & dispenses $20

NEW: Man completely loses his mind after a food delivery robot asked him to press the cross walk button for it

Ouff Dj porn 😍

Congratulations James Trafford 👐

Another boring "big game"

fell in love with an alien I fell in love with her eyes I fell in love with an alien I'm telling you no disguise 👽

The cockney cunt is happy now.

Fucking Paul Merson, could that cunt sound anymore disappointed than he did when we scored? He's been really excited about Fulham opportunitys. Cunt

Get in Flemmers!

I didn't know comedy could be so bad until ive watched this Oscars bollocks, what happened to American comedy? The guy hosting? A legend? In what? Shit timing, delivery charisma? Strange people indeed

Jammy bastards

Proper weird pixel pattens,like a music composition

Is there any coming bk from this? It's hasn't been hit, it started to happen as I was watching YouTube. Right pissed off ☹️

Nicey done George 🏆🇬🇧

Let's go chaps! 🇬🇧 F1 race day Oh & Oscars just binned it on the way to the grid 🙈🙊 silly kangaroo. Could be these new cars

It might be practice 1 & it might be 1:30am but F1's back baby!

@SkySportsF1 Hmmm how very Sky...blud

A first look at our brand new titles for the 2026 season 🤩🏁

@SennaBurnley Not before or during tbf. I hoped if I wasn't passively involved we might get get something 😄 its mad how often we follow a relatively positive game with an absolute shocker

@Smallpaul11 You did 😂😂

I couldn't even be arsed to tweet about the match tonight

Jack, sort your sister out, she looks deader than yer dad

Pc fixed, decks are out & Paul's a very happy man