Smarties

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normalize cutting off your family because they don't support your candy habit

the "bestie are you ok?" comments have got to stop this is just who i am

if you don’t save the pink smarties for last, are you really doing it right?

me before valentine's day: i need candy for valentine's day me after valentine's day: i might as well buy candy since it's on sale

is it even valentine’s day if you’re not eating candy?

my besties deserve the world, but candy will have to do for now

it's not doom scrolling if it's your job

love hearts? more like love FARTS

love hearts: because “text me” looks cuter on a candy than on your phone

love hearts > pepperoni

fun fact: the first valentine was probably delivered with smarties (don’t fact-check this)

if words are hard, let love hearts do the talking

you can’t eat a greeting card, but you can eat love hearts

when pookie buys you high end jewelry for valentine's day

a roll of smarties is like 15 valentines in one it’s called efficiency

smarties are perfect, but love hearts? love hearts are 🕯️romantic🕯️

the secret to a perfect valentine’s day? candy. lots and lots of candy.

every roll of love hearts is basically a tiny valentine. and yes, they’re all for you

smarties are for snacking, love hearts are for confessing…