Smash Masterson (Comms Closed) 🔞

Final version of the new comm sheet. Now featuring more Architectural Embellishment Squishy.

@hivethebastard Someone's playing B/X

@Ragnacar Establish that Managed Democracy is sanctioned by the Emperor and pay the required tithes, and Super Earth would have all three enemies bodied in like a year (not accounting for the vagaries of Warp Travel and administration time)

@SmashMasterson I've been wondering if helldivers and space marines would get along.

Titus bodies Adam Smasher for a light breakfast. This is Nuclear Bomb Vs Coughing Baby-tier. His biggest problem is going to be Leandros malding at him when it's over.

The Scott Steiner Mathematics Christmas Spectacular.

Stoppin by with another shitpost This time it's Magic User Kami, here to demonstrate how to make an entire room disappear. (Yes she's an elf for some reason and yes she can wiggle her ears like Deedlit)

Dude creates the best Christmas song of all time x.com/StoolBackstage…

The whole series is definitely worth watching, at least the ones that are out now. Surprisingly, the Unreal Tournament one was a big standout for me.

Holy shit, that 40k Secret Level episode slaps. It's basically the successor to Astartes.

@Ghost10123 "Delet all of these"

@SmashMasterson Kate going full delet this mode.

So I figured out that I can draw on my phone. Not great, but something to do when work is slow at least. Can't do NSFW stuff, but at least I can provide shitposts. To point, behold ODnD Kate, who gets an attack per Fighter level against creatures with one hit die or less.

Kami when someone says that they don't like babies and that forests are overrated.

@Llamaboss6 And then she cut through them all like a lawnmower because ODnD fighters hard-counter big mobs of trash. Survivors get Magic Missile'd.

@SmashMasterson ... And then she tripped and was mated and impregnated by the kobolds?...

Closing comms for a while because I'm having a lot of trouble getting through my current queue. I'll open it back up when there's less (incredibly patient) people waiting on their pictures. If you REALLY want something, I can slot you in, just know that it'll be a while.

@BussyTV Funy

@SmashMasterson Is their a lore explanation as why she "lets it happen"?

Anon comm of Kate having a routine encounter with some fey critters.

@hivethebastard Here you go.

Perfect training for when an ugly bastard and NTR guy break in.

@hivethebastard Oh fuck yea, they've got the brown drink

Kate and Kami get SPOODER'D in this spooky season comm for @BreedingDeviant Because spiders are scary and stuff.