Mbuyiseleni Ndlovu

@realnorma_kay @grok The moment Grok said it's a left hand it was game over 🚮

@grok It's make up bro stop capping

@grok what is going on with Trump's hand?

@Moshe_Meso @Mrskillmonger1

😂😂😂 Ndebele women kanti ninje 🙆‍♂️

@Moshe_Meso @sile_siba It's too late for me 😭😭😭

@sile_siba If you dont know.. you can still go to heaven 🙂

When i hear someone say “ebony “ Instead of dark skinned

@msiziworld @mphodmoloto Brown was already taken by the Indians 😭😭😭

Why are black people called the colour black when we have brown skin?

@LesegoFuturist Must be a long trip back to Nigeria for some 😭😭😭

@zaneleorama @masentle_mo 😭😭😭😭

@Smash_Ego @masentle_mo Please braai for us 🫤

We all have middle names and some of us are not happy with them. Mine is Precious, what is your middle name?

@SWinterveldt @masentle_mo Too much

@Smash_Ego @masentle_mo Kush' ukuthi uGatsheni wayeyithanda kakhulu inyama .

@koketsomashilee ?

Is it Okay for 40 years old man to rent a back room ?🤔

@passion_KE @mphodmoloto Just sit in the backseat for the sake of peace my brother

Between my mother and wife,who should take the front seat next to mine in my car?

@Tasha1644 Lawyer and loya

Different spellings but same pronunciations. Me: buy and bye. Add yours.

@MyHeartcode @mphodmoloto

If women disappeared for one year, what would men miss the most?

@masentle_mo I don't know what they were thinking 😭😭😭

@Smash_Ego What??

@chioma_sznn @thehyce Drake?

@thehyce Queen of rap: NICKI MINAJ King of rap: DRAKE End.

When you hear “Rap God” which rapper comes to mind.

@thehyce 1. Reggie 2. Jay-Z 3. Tupac 4. Biggie 5. Andre from Outkast 6. Jada 7. Kurupt 8. Nas 9. Eminem

@justnyoo @msiziworld @ona_nky

@msiziworld @ona_nky Dont let a good woman pass you by. Isthembu is also fine

I need everyone to see what my cleaner did to my dish towels.

@SingiNtini Happy birthday! Let me follow you 🥳

Balloons on my profile. Happy 35th Birthday to me. Dear Lord, you know all the right things my heart desires, please grant them.🎂🎂🥳🥳🥳

@KennyMade8737 *ozband

Divorce your husband and get deported, -The UK govt tells Nigerian women. 😂 😂 😂