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Imagine us dating*😭💕
*watching the new part of Disenchantment from our own homes and texting about it
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Sarah Ashby
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Sarah Ashby
@Smashby17
#freepalestine #blacklivesmatter #protectindigenouslives #stopasianhate #transrightsarehumanrights #defundthepolice
Toronto, Ontario Katılım Ocak 2012
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Being an elder emo is crazy, what do you mean I found out one of my boobs is sagging lower than the other from a tattoo appointment!?
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I remember when Ontario kicked Kathleen Wynne to the curb because Doug said she was spending too much
Doug Ford@fordnation
One of our top priorities for 2019 is restoring fiscal discipline to Ontario. The Liberals left us with a $15 billion deficit and we cannot let it grow. Our government is working hard to balance the budget in a responsible manner and bring back confidence in our public finances.
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“Unprecedented economic shock” and it’s because a dude is giving all our tax money to his gross greedy friends and business partners
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Sometimes I think about the Homer Simpson nacho hat and experience a type of jealously man should never know
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So many new friends! 🎉
Don't want to miss our return to play tomorrow night? Subscribe to our YouTube channel and join the party!
➡️ bit.ly/3OzvqPL
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This is like if Sonic and Shadow used Spin Dash on each other
Scorched Bliss@ScorchedBliss
Love this rolling roll up pin callback Alexa Bliss & Liv Morgan did 😭😭 #SmackDown
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Haven’t watched the new Bridgerton yet because I just KNOW my vagina is going to do things it hasn’t done since highschool
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Crazy that my roommate noticed the Toronto earthquake and by accident I gaslit them because I thought our downstairs neighbours were just having bad sex again
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Yall need to stop being like “this actor is ugly” because duh! There’s a LOT of ugly people in history and SOMEONE has to play them!
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North America is just 2 Fallout universes and Mexico at this point
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@mascarayde They didnt let her win because they know she needs to be on an All Stars and decimate the competition
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What’s the version of “fashionably late” but not because you were trying to look beautiful but because you had a wild poop?
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Went to Vegas and experience casinos for the first time which… sucked. I don’t like that you can’t win your money back on skill, they should make them arcade style so I could win thousands on Guitar Hero
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DOECHII x SZA 🚨
GIRL, GET UP.
OUT NOW.
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3 years ago, Fez beat tf out of Nate Jacobs on New Year's Eve in 'Euphoria'
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It’s crazy that straight women look at their vagina and are like “ew” and straight men look at their penis and are like “hell yea brother”
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Average person: Ew who sleeps in jeans?
Me: One time I got so drunk I fell asleep in jeans and woke up in different jeans
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My boyfriend is worried that people will try to bone me when I’m dressed like a lady (low probability) when he should actually be worried about people wanting to bone me when I’m dressed like Nosferatu (almost 100% of the time)
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It should be illegal for a government to spend money on ads that do nothing but promote the current government.
The PC Party should pay us back the $100M+ they spent promoting themselves.
Laura Babcock 🇨🇦@LauraBabcock
“There’s no plan! Ford just has a lot of announcements. He spent $100 million on ads I think are designed to gaslight Ontario! To spend that kind of money when regular people are really struggling is galling and I think Ontarians should be really angry!” youtu.be/h7Wa6idZdLM?si…
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