.Smashley

@mamaward_habbo2 @ControllableHab @Habbo Honestly I'm taking this as a compliment, sorry @ControllableHab

livin’ that wolf of wallstreet life @Habbo

Update: I napped and I'm still annoyed.

Sometimes I get annoyed and the first thing that I do is nap and see if I'm still annoyed after.

@mudhornhab @Habbo sell me one i'll give you 2c

@habbo why did I buy one LTD and end up with 2 aka RIP my credits/diamonds 😭

Just waiting for my golden retriever bestie @FiftyHabMiles to wake up so we can Habbo!!!!!!

It's me, hi. I'm the problem, it's me.

@FiftyHabMiles @nocontextmemes did u watch the whole thing

@nocontextmemes @SmashleyUSDF enjoy

@HabboUSDF 's twitter this December: 🎄🤶🧑‍🎄🎅💚❤️ My twitter this December: 😠😡💢😩🙀😢 Happy almost-Advent!!!!

@kahteirne @Habbo ur my star xo

still not losing hope, make me a star too @Habbo

Sometimes I think @FiftyHabMiles is tagging me in funny bestie tweets, but then I read the notification and it's a giveaway tag. #FakeBestFriends

I'm here for the tea and to share small anecdotes about myself you didn't ask for. This week: I only slept 3.5 hours today after work, and I might fall over any moment. Must be nap time I guess.

@kahteirne @Habbo Can I candle-lit game with you? xoxo

HELLAUR @Habbo i'm in the mood for some candle-lit gaming – can I get that candle hat to complete the ambiance?

How to bring up Habbo to my therapist

In case anyone is curious, I'm a lot crankier than the @USDFHabbo twitter would lead people to believe.

@FiftyHabMiles k we can fight

Only thing spookier than this is @SmashleyUSDF

Me: I'm going to take a leave! Also me: SURE I WILL TAKE OVERSIGHT ON THIS LARGE PROJECT

Not a lot going on at the moment.

@ControllableHab this u?

And I damn sure never would’ve danced with the devil.

@TrixDoesUSDF It works because we ARE the meme

@SmashleyUSDF How dare you describe my job in such detail...

I plan events and make memes. Anything past that? I’m not your girl.