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“Original Owner, minor body rust, missing carburetor, needs new tires. $5,500 FIRM NO LOWBALLERS I KNOW WHAT I GOT!”

13 years ago today I made a twitter to make stupid jokes with my friends and laugh at funny posts. 13 years later the site I used to enjoy has turned into a cesspool of ideology, propaganda and bigotry. It’s been a good run, but I’m done. #MyXAnniversary

Who would have ever guessed the billionaire South African white guy would be a horrible racist?

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

I hate people from San Diego

None of us deserved David Lynch, we were simply blessed to have his art.

RIP David Lynch

NO ONE TALK TO ME TODAY

wasn’t going to drink tonight but i miss Title Fight like a mf

Everyday I lament the fact that I was not born a rich Englishman during the early 1900s so that I could explore Asia and die of malaria😔

Am I supposed to shed tears for rich people losing their homes to the fires? Most of them work for the 5 companies in a trench coat that we call the U.S.A.

@SalamiTrashGhos WH40k Rogue Trader is pretty good, similar play style to BG3.

THROUGH THICK AND THIN HULK HOGAN GO FUCK YOURSELF #WWERaw

EXACTLY

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HULK HOGAN.

FUCK THE HULK HOAGAN JABRONI BITCH #RawisNetflix

Just another reason why the clippers are a fucking joke

The Intuit dome is the shittiest venue on planet earth.

Yankin’ my peanits

If the NFL didn’t make their product so difficult to watch and prohibitively expensive more people would watch it through legal avenues. Instead they have created an environment where it is nearly impossible to watch games in a convenient and affordable manner. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️