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@DailyNoud Go for it I’ll just make a clone and get rich

BREAKING: Elon Musk has expressed interest in purchasing OnlyFans and shutting down the company: “Yeah, I’ll do it. I don’t see why not.”

@fandompulse This looks like a fake quote…

John Boyega implies Disney ruined his Finn character in the new Star Wars series because of racism: "You guys knew what to do with Daisy Ridley, you knew what to do with Adam Driver. But when it came to Kelly Marie Tran, when it came to John Boyega, you know f*ck all. So what do you want me to say? What they want you to say is, ‘I enjoyed being a part of it. It was a great experience…’ Nah, nah, nah. I’ll take that deal when it’s a great experience. They gave all the nuance to Adam Driver, all the nuance to Daisy Ridley. Let’s be honest. Daisy knows this. Adam knows this. Everybody knows. I’m not exposing anything."

@TommyKairaTK I mean a good physics engine can have a huge impact. Just look at Half-Life / Portal

White ppl sure love their water physics

@FarroYossi Even when doing charity he's gotta find a way to flex his private jets 😬

A group of generous Orthodox Jewish businessmen transformed a $25 million Gulfstream G550 into a flying hospital—giving patients access to life-saving care anywhere in the country or around the world. It’s called Hatzalah Air. And this is just one of 10 private jets in their fleet, all dedicated to transporting patients in need.

@fightsdatgohard Hope they spend some time in jail

Pressplay 😳

@GoblinzPub Is Kathleen Kennedy the final boss? Or Harvey Weinstein?

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@TheStrxggler That scene was definitely out of place. Loved the rest of the movie though

This scene is embarrassing to me. The fact that people think this is okay in a scene that is supposed to "celebrate" and "connect" roots past and future just straight up baffles me. I couldn't help but to laugh at the embarrassment.

@Vanyabug Ya there were black vampires in it anyway so the race thing isn’t a strong correlation

Sinners is a litmus test for stupid people. The movie isn't black people vs white people. There's a reason Mary is considered family despite being white and Grace and Bo are part of the community. There's a reason the main vampire is an Irish man from when it was colonized

@TheMess84 @consequence Exactly. She escalated things by taking it to social media. That was a big mistake IMO

@consequence Ok first off… this woman is extremely privileged and her bitching on Twitter after already having millions of dollars to spend, berating someone who actually works for a living, after someone whom she didn’t know was hired for extra security… it’s bullshit. Grow a set Catherine

Catherine Harding, the mother of the girl who was allegedly berated by a security guard after sneaking a peak at Chappell Roan during breakfast at a São Paulo hotel, has now shared her side of the incident. "I know that Chappell has responded saying that it wasn't her security and that she didn't do it. So, 100%, this security guard was not a security guard of the hotel. That's what I can say. He looks after artists. I don't know if it was her personal security guard, but he was with her. So that's all I know. "Did she send him to do it? Again, I don't know. Look, I would like to hope not, but at the same time, I think that you have a responsibility when you are a celebrity to make sure, I guess, that the people that work for you and that act on your behalf are acting on your behalf. So, would he do that if he didn't have her authority to do so? I don't know if he does; then obviously that's a big problem because then he's representing her in a way that she doesn't want to be represented. So I think that's really important for her to notice and realize that's not correct... "Literally, we were staying in the same hotel. we were at breakfast. And we noticed a girl walk past with long red hair, very curly. And I said to my daughter, 'Oh, do you think that's Chappell Roan?' and she looked and she said, 'Oh my God, Mum, do you think it's her?' And so she said, 'I'm gonna go and have a look outside,' and she was sat just outside in the garden area which we were also free to go into; the door was open. "And so I went back to the table to sit and eat, and my daughter walked through the door. She didn't have her phone, she didn't try to take a picture, she didn't approach her. She literally didn't do anything; she just looked at her and smiled, and she came back and she actually said to me, 'Mum, I don't know if it's her.' Because obviously she looks like—you know, with her costumes and everything—she looks a little bit different. So my daughter said, 'Oh my gosh, I'm not—I'm not sure if it was her. I think it was her, Mum. It really, really looks like her, but I don't know; maybe it's her sister.' She said, 'Maybe it's her sister,' and I said, 'Oh, I don't know, darling,' and that was it. We continued our breakfast. "From that, then came the security guard who, as I said—as my husband said—had a very aggressive tone. And I feel like was—if she did not send him... I mean, even if she did send him or she didn't send him, I don't know. For me, I feel like it really overstepped a boundary because he is quite an intimidating—he is very large. So for him to come over to a table with just a woman and her daughter eating breakfast to kind of like berate and scold us and say that he was going to complain, and tell me that I should be teaching my daughter to be better and that she's badly educated and we should respect people's privacy and we should not harass people and all of these other things. "And I did try and explain to him the situation—that she's a child and she was just very excited to see an artist and singer that she admires—and can he not understand that was all she was doing? I explained to him also that my husband is also very well-known and that we're very—she's very used to being around people that are well-known and she would never cross someone's boundaries or overstep a mark. She very much knows the limits; not to ever, you know, be rude or make anyone feel... she understands; she understands very well. "And I tried to explain this to him, and then he just kept saying, 'Well, if you—if—if that's the case, then you should know better. You should know how it is. You should know how it is, so you should teach your—you should teach her to be better. You shouldn't allow her to be like this.' And I was—I was shocked. And I did actually say to him at the time, I said, 'Well, if this is the case that she doesn't even want people to look at her, she is very welcome to eat breakfast in her room because this here is a public area and I am a paying guest as well as her. So if I want to walk past someone's table and look at them, I have every right to do so. I am not approaching her. I'm not doing anything to make her feel intimidated or nothing—like this 11-year-old child.' ... "We came all the way to Sao Paulo to watch the show. It was my daughter's birthday present; she actually asked for tickets to come for her birthday present, which is a little bit ruined because we didn't go to the show last night, but it's how it is. But yeah. Anyways, it's how it is. We'll say no more on it. That's it. I hope that maybe if it wasn't her that she learns to not allow the people that work for her to treat people like this." 📸: Getty Images

@PFrickleton @consequence Nah you don’t just get to receive autographs for trying to cancel a performer

@consequence Crazy the way this has escalated especially when this is a LAYUP for Chappell. Send the girl an autograph, some tickets and a note. Don’t even need to apologize. Next thing that happens is the family posts it online and thanks her for making it right. Story over. A layup.

@consequence Nah you and your stalker child should chill TF out

@TylerGlaiel Why do you care about your neighbor’s houses, tho?

just looking at what expensive houses in other states look like out of curiosity and there is some horrifying stuff. See a "luxury" house in vegas but then you zoom out and its on a block with 20 copies of the exact same house on tiny lots every single house here is >$2m

@ClavicularNews And now we know why he doesn’t take women seriously

After Clavicular exposed a mother for cheating on stream and going viral, the husband finally speaks out: “My wife is a grown woman who i been with for over 25 years—she can do what she wants.”

@wanglaurentceo Too bad we’re on the other side of the world. They’re just cutting themselves off 😂

@gecffmn You can always count on some young and stupid dude to set a bad example

Not one person lifted a finger!

@not_jeffepstein Pete no body with a brain still thinks you're Jeffrey Epstein at this point. If I were you I'd just start going with it, or at least make an alt account where you have fun with it

Hey it’s Palm Beach Pete… my friend helped me make this to show you guys some photos of me in the 90s 🤙

@ExxAlerts Yeah Meta has gone overboard with their account bannings. There are entire subreddits dedicated to people who feel they have been unfairly banned on Facebook and Instagram

ALERT: Palm Beach Pete calls out Mark Zuckerberg, reminds him that he has nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein after he was de-platformed. “I just wanted to set the record straight that I went to Instagram to let people know that I have nothing to do with Jeff Epstein.” “I'm Palm Beach Pete, and just wanted to spread positive vibes. I don't understand why you de-platformed me.” “I had a lot of followers, and I was just trying to do good stuff, and I hear you're moving to Florida. Maybe we could hang out. All the best.”

@levikov @AmiriKing Yeah I think Xanax is the culprit. Doesn't seem drunk or high, and lots of people take zannies on flights

@AmiriKing popped a xan like any normal person flying comercial surrounded by neanderthals karen flight attendants poked him like a zoo animal bc “erm seatbelts r mandatory procedure before takeoff erm🤓☝️” i’d do the same shit

American Airlines wanted to put O’Dell Beckham off the plane after he passed out and was unresponsive. He was told to exit the plane and they would book him on the next flight. - OR - They would have to deplane every passenger. Guess what he chose?

@bruhwtfbruhlolz @AmiriKing I don't get it. He looks alert in the video. How do you go from unconscious and unresponsive to that alert in a short amount of time? If it were alcohol he'd still be drunk, weed and he wouldn't be that unresponsive. Xanax, maybe?

@AmiriKing Not defending him being an asshole, but why can't you be passed out as a plane passenger? Am I missing something?

@bruhwtfbruhlolz @AmiriKing If there is an emergency you can get in the way. Imagine people needing to evacuate and you happen to be in everyone's way