the last ape

Days after bee venom was found to kill cancer…

An injection that can double a cat’s lifespan to 30 years has been developed Clinical trials have begun, with regulatory approval projected in 2027

Trump 47 is going to be the most Zionist administration in American history.

CIA operatives are on the ground in Cuba right now and they are “freeing up Cuba,” per POTUS.

THE ENGINEERS AT TWITTER FUCKING MOGGED AND DESTROYED ELON MUSK FOR BEING THE TOTAL FRAUD THAT HE IS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent. We’re cooked.

Thomas Massie on running for president in 2028: We’ll talk about it later.

Let’s not forget that Thomas Massie was the only Republican member of Congress to vote against the SAVE Act. Today is Election Day. Today is the day to send a message by firing Thomas Massie. Polls are open until 6 PM. Every vote matters.

"Special Ed" Gallrein came out of hiding for a rare interview on Monday night and made a fool of himself. He struggled to speak, couldn't answer a single question directly and rambled worse than Joe Biden. Kentucky may go from having the smartest man in Congress to the dumbest.

It’s Election Day, KY! I promise to continue representing the true conservative Kentucky values I’ve upheld since day one — but I can’t do it without your vote. If you haven’t voted, make your voice heard. Find your polling place and times: thomasmassie.com/vote

Accelerating the timeline to totally screw over the American people.

This is so won’t be able to sue the data centers for poisoning the water supply

I did not see this coming, but my election has become an inflection point for our whole country. Today we make history. Will you be part of this historic day by voting, calling friends who can vote, posting to social media, or making a donation? Spread the word fellow patriots!

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated its guidance for medical marijuana. Listing it as allowed in both carry-on and checked bags.

@ImperiumFirst They don’t want us to glaze our shrimpies

They hate to see a nigga gassin up his hog

If you vote against foreign aid to Israel and call out AIPAC, then the Jewish lobby will spend $20 million to primary you, get the President to endorse your opponent, and destroy your reputation with a phony scandal. If Massie loses tomorrow, you know Israel still owns Congress.

JUST IN: Trump administration moves to repeal Biden-era limits on “forever chemicals” in drinking water.

@AFpost The Israel lobby wants me to care about Thomas Massie’s penis lol

Text messages purport to show Thomas Massie taking viagra before going through airport security, with a TSA agent awkwardly touching his penis, nicknamed “pine cone”, during a pat-down. The leaked text messages from Massie’s “boner phone,” from Laura Loomer, reveal the congressman’s intimate conversations. “Pinecone set off the machine again. I got the full groin pat down.” With the woman replying, “That’s hilarious. And you took the pill. Bwahaha.” “Dude touched him. Multiple times.” Follow: @AFpost

According to Trump, Lauren Boebert is a traitor and Lindsey Graham is America first now 🤣🤣😂 Massie is the only choice in Kentucky