Smokey the Bear

Commentary is terrible. Disregards mederos damaging strikes and glazes Padillas guard and shoulder punching be cause he throws more #UFC327

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CBB plays: Mississippi State -2.5 South Carolina +2.5 Illinois +3.5 Purdue +3.5 (can’t believe it) Kansas +3.5 (actually can’t believe it) 5 teams. 5 buy low spots.

Smokey’s NUKE of the day☢️☢️☢️ Georgia ML (-105) These Catholics aren’t gonna be able to hang🔨🔨 Lock and load gentleman🚨🚨

Ohio -2.5 was so unbelievably free😂😂

Smokey’s first mega max of 2025☢️☢️ Ohio State -2.5 (-110) Texas is a rat shit football team 🫤🫤 Ohio State is a wagon 🚨🚨 Lock and load gentleman🔒🔒

Smokey the square is ready to start 2025 off hot🚨🚨 Texas -13 (-110) Ohio State -2.5 (-115) Georgia ML (-115) Lock and load gentleman let’s keep it simple

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The return of Smokey the square🚨🚨 Lions ML (-210) Jameson Williams ATD (+165) Jahmyr Gibbs ATD (-225) Jahmyr Gibbs o83.5 (-115) Odds (+600)🐳🐳 Gotta get frisky tonight and hopefully end the last 2024 NFL game off on a high note 🥶🥶

Smokey’s first touchdown for MNF⚡️⚡️ Jameson Williams (+1000) Smelling a Goff 50 yard bomb and Jameo to high step into the end zone🔨🔨 Let’s take this shit home🥶🥶

Day 4 of 25 days of rat shit parlays🎄🎄 Kansas -3.5 (-110) USC +6 (-110) Quick two plays to hopefully make our way towards the green🚨🚨 Smokey hasn’t seen the green in weeks but he’s due😎

Day 3 of 25 days of rat shit parlays 🎄🎄 Bucks ML (-145) Rockets ML (+100) Nuggets ML (-190) Knicks ML (-185) Spurs +7.5 (-110) Odds (+1417)😬 Smokey has a good feeling about this one but he’s still ice cold so tail responsibly🥶🥶

Day 2 of 25 days of rat shit parlays🎄🎄 Broncos ML (-285) Bo Nix ATD (+245) Devaughn Vele o50 yds (+160) Courtland Sutton o5.5 rec (-105) David Njoku o5.5 rec (+120) Santa is gonna see this Dono and throw Smokey right on the naughty list🎅🎅

Ravens ML for the full fade 😂😂 Smokey couldn’t hit water if he feel out a boat at this point🫤

Smokey is back and ready to roll🎸🎸 Gonna send a play out for a chance to make some coin back after a rat shit week 🪙🪙 Texans -3.5 (-110) Bengals ML (-155) Vikings -3.5 (-110) Falcons ML (-102 Patriots ML (+114) Eagles ML (+120) Odds (+5617)🔒🔒 shits probably gonna full fade but worth a shot 🚨🚨

Smokey has also got an absolute Dono for the gents🪩🪩 Nico Collins ATD (+125) Chase Brown ATD (-155) Bijan Robinson ATD (-155) Jaxon Smith-Njigba (+215) Christian Mccaffery (-125 Taysom Hill (-125) Derrick Henry (-205) Saquon Barkley (-180) Odds (-14453)🦨🦨 Shit has absolutely 0 pulse but why not tail the home run play ⚾️⚾️

Smokey is back from a brief hiatus and ready to roll🫨🫨 Jayson Tatum over 26.5 pts (-104) Donte Divincenzo over 2.5 rebs (-114) Mikal Bridges over 22.5 PRA (-107) Celtics -5.5 (-110) Lakers ML (-105) Tatum has something to prove after getting 0 burn in the Olympics🚨🚨 The king and Bronny are gonna go crazy🧪🧪 See you at the cash counter gentlemen💸💸

Smokey is back and ready to win the gentleman some coin🧪🧪 Lamar Jackson over 234.5 passing (-125) Lamar Jackson over 55.5 rushing (-130) JK Dobbins over 84.5 rushing (-125) Zay Flowers over 66.5 receiving (-125) Some simple plays to round out a great Monday double header🚨🚨 See you at the cash counter🏦🏦