Mark Smith

@GaryRWard Couldn’t lick Toby’s boots this guy

Our "Club Captain" would rather watch the team he supports in a Cup Final than be there for the club (that pays his wages), players, staff, and, importantly, us, the fans, during the biggest game we've likely ever had. He has completely checked out of being here, and the sooner he leaves, the better, in my opinion. I don't want to see him in a Spurs shirt again. Completely unacceptable. #THFC #SPURS #COYS #TOTTENHAM

@dougbagleyfdl When was the last proper captain we had…. King I suppose

Steve Perryman is the best Captain I have ever seen play for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Not only was he a great player he is also a great man - and a great Spurs man. The Spurs ‘Captain’ of this Season is not fit to be mentioned in the same breath as Steve Perryman.

@EnglandGolf horrific app update 👎

@jmscant Could always buy a captain.

Whatever happens, Maddison HAS to be captain next season.

@panks_79 And forget all the old black and white BS propaganda rammed down our throats pre match Oh and give the Jonah Coytey the day off.

Forget flags. Forget tifos. Forget ‘Spurs go marching in’. Just play fucking football on Sunday, Spurs.

@TheDailyDraught Jamesons

What's the best drink to follow a Guinness?

@SkySportsPL @jaydmharris Can talk all they like but we don’t have the quality

"It's unacceptable and a little bit embarrassing that we're in this position at Tottenham Hotspur" James Maddison says Spurs need to repay their fans with a performance on Sunday ⤵️

@marcus_buckland Conte meme again. They do not like to play under pressure

I’m sorry but we actually deserve to go down. So so bad it’s unbelievable #FOYS

@boy_coys61093 @Billie_T Richarlison

@Smudge1979 @Billie_T The point is every player who plays professional football can score a goal like that pal. They can do that while simulataneously being shit.

Ah well we’ll always have that ten minutes where we looked alright

@Billswai @boy_coys61093 @Billie_T Please…

@Smudge1979 @boy_coys61093 @Billie_T Tel scored one just as good against Leeds last week?

@boy_coys61093 @Billie_T Knew that was coming. Hardly as good. And where is Gallagher tonight so far…..

@Smudge1979 @Billie_T Gallagher scored one two weeks ago you div

@Billie_T Any danger of Gallagher turning up

@footballconfid1 Goals

Preview: Chelsea vs Tottenham Name ONE thing that will DEFINITELY happen tonight… 🤔

@omgsidewalks Ethel

@ChampionsTour @PGAChampionship @kclairerogers All credit to me

"I told him I taught him all he knows from that little lesson I gave him."😂 Colin Montgomerie reacts to an old photo of him and the newest @PGAChampionship winner, Aaron Rai. h/t @kclairerogers

@announcerphil @Snookerlegends Can’t you revive the podcast with a different pro Phil?

When myself and Shaun were doing the podcast, I suggested a Premier League darts style snooker series, and I believe the 900 format would be perfect for that. It’s guaranteed action, time-bound, which works well for TV etc. could be so good. Well done @Snookerlegends 👏🏻👏🏻

@cecegkh Ironically ends up with an even hotter tv wife in Modern Family

Imagine the meltdown if ‘Married with Children’ was on TV in today’s societal climate. 😂 However, we loved it. Funny is funny and no one took it too seriously. What other show from the past would trigger the woke mob of today?

@LastWordOnSpurs I’ll keep this one on ice Ricky

🤍Thank You Nuno Espírito Santo, You Made Us Proud!

@TheStingisBack Was only 7, but still remember this being massive news 😂

Bobby Ewing’s infamous return to Dallas, 40 years ago today, is a masterclass in TV secrecy. They shot it without telling CBS execs, fed the press fake storylines, smuggled Patrick Duffy onto set under a blanket, then added the scene less than an hour before the show aired