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grouchy smurf

@SmurfReich

National Smurfalism, Proud to be Smurf!, SNORKS ARE SUB-CARTOONS, Make America Smurf Again!, Prounouns: Alpha /Smurf (Totally not parody you guys)

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The Evil Maestro Morgan
The Evil Maestro Morgan@MaestroMorgan17·
This guy is so ridiculous. He knows this wasn’t him as a DOCTOR but even if it were, why are you playing pretend as the President of the United States?
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Jeffmw2
Jeffmw2@jeffmw2·
New Thread. (Free speech) Anyone welcome Abuse or derogatory insults will not be tolerated!
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grouchy smurf
grouchy smurf@SmurfReich·
@RpsAgainstTrump Brunette Bimbo smurfette is right! This isnt a movie theatre! Why is everyone so horny?
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Mel J
Mel J@MJ040510·
This is everything wrong with society.
blake@realblakeapatow

@ladymariabb @CathyReisenwitz QUIT IMMEDIATELY she does NOT need a job where she gets sexually harassed there are millions of jobs that do not include being a politicians personal cocksucker yeah fuckin duh it’s sexual harassment to whip your dick out near an employee REPORT THE HARASSMENT DONT SUCK IT

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Jeffmw2
Jeffmw2@jeffmw2·
@Flaffenbam @marrit_anneH @NotDarcyGray @FionnMacCool @RabbitofHorror @DSelfishMan @whatisahank @RocksIsFeral @albertagirl4444 @sisko2112 @MaestroMorgan17 @PalantirGaze @CarbonTransfers @arnold_the_good @MylesGaston2026 @SgtBoner69 @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @Sabthealpha @Leahc545 @bigredsibin @squirrelmusing @SmurfReich @BurgerKing Flaff Ive seen your comments and fair enough I’m only sending this message then staying off for today at least. Yesterday I was physically & mentally exhausted I also had some devastating news I won’t discuss but I have no excuses I’m sorry I lost my shit and apologise to you all
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grouchy smurf
grouchy smurf@SmurfReich·
@jeffmw2 @NotDarcyGray @PalantirGaze @FionnMacCool @marrit_anneH @RabbitofHorror @DSelfishMan @Flaffenbam @whatisahank @RocksIsFeral @albertagirl4444 @sisko2112 @MaestroMorgan17 @CarbonTransfers @arnold_the_good @MylesGaston2026 @SgtBoner69 @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @Sabthealpha @Leahc545 @bigredsibin @squirrelmusing @BurgerKing How could you confuse that for a smurf fake sincerity smurf? The "we can always tell" crowd proving once again they cant tell!
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grouchy smurf
grouchy smurf@SmurfReich·
@RabbitofHorror @jeffmw2 @CarbonTransfers @PalantirGaze @Flaffenbam @RocksIsFeral @NotDarcyGray @DSelfishMan @whatisahank @FionnMacCool @MaestroMorgan17 @marrit_anneH @albertagirl4444 @sisko2112 @arnold_the_good @MylesGaston2026 @SgtBoner69 @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @Sabthealpha @Leahc545 @bigredsibin @squirrelmusing @BurgerKing Obviously the only true version of the Bible is the one that includes the book I wrote for it! Which isnt any of them yet but im working on it! x.com/i/status/19466…
grouchy smurf@SmurfReich

My conversation with grok smurf reminded me about how little people know about the lost book of Smurfelations from the Bible. So I thought I would share some of my favorite most important passages and explain what they mean!

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🇨🇦 The Rabbit, a foul and ferocious beast.
🇨🇦 The Rabbit, a foul and ferocious beast.@RabbitofHorror·
@jeffmw2 @CarbonTransfers @PalantirGaze @Flaffenbam @RocksIsFeral @NotDarcyGray @DSelfishMan @whatisahank @FionnMacCool @MaestroMorgan17 @marrit_anneH @albertagirl4444 @sisko2112 @arnold_the_good @MylesGaston2026 @SgtBoner69 @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @Sabthealpha @Leahc545 @bigredsibin @squirrelmusing @SmurfReich @BurgerKing What do you consider "scripture"? Seeing how Christianity has 40,000+ sects and some have their own canon and include as well as exclude certain works. Which version of the bible do you engage with? The NSRVUE, KJV, NIV, ESB, NET, East Orthodox, Catholic, or perhaps Tewahedo?
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grouchy smurf
grouchy smurf@SmurfReich·
@jeffmw2 @DSelfishMan @albertagirl4444 @whatisahank @PalantirGaze @misssomething__ @NotDarcyGray @arnold_the_good @MaestroMorgan17 @Flaffenbam @FionnMacCool @marrit_anneH @MylesGaston2026 @RabbitofHorror @SgtBoner69 @CarbonTransfers @sisko2112 @AnotherDarcy @RocksIsFeral @Sabthealpha @Leahc545 @bigredsibin @squirrelmusing Exactly, if we don't intend to keep making the same mistakes it should be no big deal right? What are we expected to learn from our mistakes? Smurf that!
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grouchy smurf
grouchy smurf@SmurfReich·
@jeffmw2 @NotDarcyGray @PalantirGaze @albertagirl4444 @whatisahank @DSelfishMan @misssomething__ @arnold_the_good @MaestroMorgan17 @Flaffenbam @FionnMacCool @marrit_anneH @MylesGaston2026 @RabbitofHorror @SgtBoner69 @CarbonTransfers @sisko2112 @AnotherDarcy @RocksIsFeral @Sabthealpha @Leahc545 @bigredsibin @squirrelmusing Liberal snorks always want to bring up something you did in the past just becaue they cant bring up things we did in the future yet! x.com/i/status/20413…
grouchy smurf@SmurfReich

@jeffmw2 @PalantirGaze @NotDarcyGray @Flaffenbam @TheSpellingB33 @whatisahank @MylesGaston2026 @FionnMacCool @RabbitofHorror @albertagirl4444 @SgtBoner69 @MaestroMorgan17 @DSelfishMan @CarbonTransfers @sisko2112 @misssomething__ @AnotherDarcy @RocksIsFeral @Sabthealpha @marrit_anneH @Leahc545 @bigredsibin @squirrelmusing @arnold_the_good I hear that fake sincerity smurf! Just the other day I kicked grandpa smurf out of his wheel chair for moving too slow in front of me. I regret it now and am completely changed! It was days ago anyways!

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Keşfet

@jeffmw2 @DSelfishMan @albertagirl4444 @sssuxit32707 @FionnMacCool @MaestroMorgan17 @NotDarcyGray @arnold_the_good