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Pretty accurate.

Saw Mythos trending, thought it was about the beer. Sadly it’s not, that being said I saw Mythos for sale in Tesco this weekend… so there’s that.

@davesw04 @JamesMelville Has this been evidenced? I know I’ve read the same about being pre-planned but massively convenient for it to just happen to coincide with the ceasefire…. with as far as I can tell absolutely no mention of it prior to said ceasefire announcement.

@JamesMelville Preplanned trip James plus you know very well that all countries have been working on solutions in the background. They're not just waiting for something to happen on twitter! We hosted a multi national meeting on opening the strait last week.

Keir Starmer continues to his enhance his jet-set position as the ‘never-here Keir’ Prime Minister with the most overseas trips in 2 years (42 international trips). He is flying to the Middle East to showcase himself at the US/Israel-Iran ceasefire negotiations that he played absolutely no part in. His only role was to give RAF bases to the USA to launch air strikes on Iran.

@timdavies_uk Pfft, if Obi Wan Nairobi was about he’d have sorted it before anyone even knew a pilot was downed.

No lies detected 👍😅

@EssexPR Person with (abhorrent) views and comments but just that, view and comments - barred An actual ex-terrorist (if there is such a thing) and former branch leader of Al-Qaeda, welcomed with red carpet treatment. Let that sink in, barred for views but an actual terrorist welcomed.

🚨 Kanye West has been blocked from entering the UK by the Home Office as "his presence would not be conducive to the public good".

“We will inspire but ultimately we will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."

I’ve really enjoyed the last few days witnessing what Artemis II has been doing and going back to the moon is really exciting and what it paves the way for in future… but. Anyone else really tired with all their comms sounding like they want poignant quotes? Just talk normally.

Fill in the blank 👇 ____ will get the most FPL points between now and the end of the season.

@PolitlcsUK What an absolute joke, not less than a week after rolling the red carpet out for a literal ex-terrorist (if there is such a thing) and ex leader in Al-Qaeda in Al Sharaa. This government is a joke.

🚨 BREAKING: The Government is now reviewing whether to allow Kanye West to enter the UK to perform at Wireless Festival

@ReadingFC @LincolnCity_FC These late goals have gone past being a bit of a joke now lads. Pathetic really.

It ends in defeat at the Select Car Leasing Stadium Congratulations to our opponents @LincolnCity_FC who secure promotion to the Sky Bet Championship. 90' | 👑1-2🔴

Every prick in the world must be trying to stream this, IPTV is a buffering nightmare. #ChisoraWilder

Like is Chisora’s fight plan here just to keep bum rushing Wilder? 🤣 #ChisoraWilder

@DerekWarChisora @DAZNBoxing “10.30pm ringwalk at the latest.”

Someone's getting knocked out and it won't be me. Don't miss it #ChisoraWilder tonight. 10.30pm ringwalk at the latest. @DAZNBoxing is the only place to watch my final fight 🙏🏾

Only Arsenal could get a bunch of their players to withdrawn from international duty to then go out the FA Cup to Southampton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anyone have a rough time of when the ring walks for Chisora / Wilder is likely expected? BBC is saying 10:30pm again but they said that last week for Itauma and they were almost 3/4 rounds in by then.

@akafaceUS No idea who dude is but bullet dodged, if he now goes on to have a mega career it’ll just be 👌🏻

Will Levis’s girlfriend went viral at the NFL draft, tripled her Instagram follower count and dumped him after he didn’t go in the 1st round. Shameless.

@KP24 Driving under the influence > having videos leaked. Sorry chief, it’s an L on this one.

There’s NO WAY that these videos of Tiger Woods should be on the internet. It’s disgusting!

@UtdPlug Yet Attwell who has been atrocious throughout his career continues consequence free.

🚨 OFFICIAL: The FA confirm Harry Maguire has been charged for improper conduct after being sent off against Bournemouth. He has until April 2 to provide a response. #MUFC

@volcaholic1 @ldb450 Nice one bruvvvvaaa

China’s started using anti fatigue laser lights on some highways to keep drivers alert at night. The idea is to stop drivers getting drowsy on long, boring night drives.

@claycon @GBNEWS The war was apparently won weeks ago according to the US gov. Ironic they’re now name calling their allies as 3 weeks later it’s all gone to shit.

@GBNEWS It might have helped if he had supported the US attack from Day 1 by allowing the use of our bases

Keir Starmer to hold emergency Cobra meeting in HOURS as UK's 'last shipment' of jet fuel approaches gbnews.com/politics/keir-…

@WhiteHouse I thought the war was won a few weeks back and you didn’t need any help? You blocked the strait, you unblock it.

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump