Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈

Winning. 😁

We did all of the things.

Let’s intertwine our legs and see where it leads.

Anticipation of pussy is intoxicating.

@SmutTerry 😘

I’ll send your girlfriend nudes. I don’t give a fuck.

@27SpartanLegend 😔

@SmutLisa Joke’s on you, I don’t have a girlfriend… *sobs*

@SmutLisa You sure?

You could meet the love of your life if you stopped jerking off alone on Twitter.

@nerd_dorkian Damn. That’s pretty hot. 🔥

@SmutLisa The love of my life would jerk off on twitter with me

Me flicking the bean all afternoon. 😏

Mood.

When your tongue game is strong and she knows it.

It’s not work when you really like them.

I’m entering my hoe phase. The prophecy has been foretold. I will not be accepting unsolicited dick picks at this time. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I have so many mutuals that dislike the President. We need to start making party plans for when it happens.

Touch her inner thigh and let her know she’s yours.

Whether it happens 6 hours from now, 6 days from now, 6 weeks from now, 6 months from now, or 6 years from now, it will be one of the largest worldwide celebrations in the history of the human race.

Trump has not been seen publicly since his primetime speech on Wednesday. 72 hours and counting despite the fact he hasn’t left DC.

Hot take: Women supporting any religion is basically chicken supporting KFC

BOMBSHELL: A retired US Army General calls the Iran war the greatest geopolitical disaster in the history of America. He confirms Iran is an impenetrable fortress and Trump has stuck his hand in a hornets nest with no way out. The Pentagon is panicking.