EdTrades$SPY

I don’t blame people for being the way they are, having a good heart gets you fucked over nowadays.

It’s not just the government, it’s the normie NPCs as well

USA 🇺🇸 • MEX 🇲🇽 • GER 🇩🇪 Your next 2026 FIFA World Cup 3-Leg Lock Parlay 🔒🚀💸⚽️🏟️🌎

Might as well just get the ultimate edition. I’m buying mine at $GME to support all the Reddit bag holders 😭 $SPY $vxx $vix #fintwit $SPX

Didn’t know Messi was w the opps 🧃 cr7 has got to beat this guy

This nigga is straight up an evil cartoon villain wth 😭💀 It’s giving Dr.Doofenshmertz from phineas & ferb 🤣

Rooting or whatever

Try not to get blown up buddy rotting for you

U have to take steroids, be a bodybuilder, become rich & have $150k+ in the bank at all times just for the chance to get cheated on by a tatted up, gutter slut that's been passed around your city since she was 16... & U better not complain about it, or u'll be called a pedo

Conspiracy goys are right yet again 🫩

@TheTradingNinja It’s time to hang up the cleats fam

$SPY 733p breaks 734

Crazy how partying with beautiful women fixes everything wrong in your life

If you're bored at work, ask your coworker, "Did they talk to you yet?" and then walk away.

@WBCalvin @carnepierre199 I replied to that guy he’s in my mentions / if you want to track it in realtime

@carnepierre199 I have been thinking about it all week, so thanks for the reminder. Did NO ONE bet this? I heard on SportsTalk980 some guy is waiting for two Kane goals for $800K…

Sports betting can be simple. Messi 2, Haaland 2, Mbappe 2, and Ronaldo 2 that’s generational wealth right there

Type of girl who you marry in bull market and she leaves you in a bear market

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

@JDGoldboys “They” really don’t wanna lose that $700k huh 😂

Offer is up 21k

instead of sending my kids to “school” i will just have them paper trade charts like it’s a video game for all of their young neuroplasticity until they turn into gigaquants who can flip 1k into 100M in a week

I fckn hate ChatGPT’s dumbass 😭

PoV: you escape from a mass shooter, but run into a female cop

@CryLawson What about Austin what’s the reason for why Austin Texas the capitol of the state isn’t hosting one

It’s a reason why Dallas and Houston are hosting World Cup games and San Antonio isn’t.