"God, you really are just a dumb, pathetic little mutt, aren't you? Just a stupid, whiny, leg-humping runt hardly worth the dirt on my boots. But for all the cruel and well-deserved insults I could call you, there's one thing I can't bring myself to label you as:
A burden."
@AlyssaDotJpeg Don't pretend you don't want it.
Being paraded around like my state fair winning cow. Showing off your pretty blue ribbon to everyone.
People grabbing up that prize-winning gut, petting you all over, and praising you for just how heavy you've gotten?
My pretty show cow.🏆🐮
I wolfed down so much food last night before bed I have a food litter weighing me down this morning. Which is both horny as hell and nausea inducing from overeating. 😵💫💦