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SnackyTuna

@SnackyTuna

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Tennessee, USA Katılım Şubat 2018
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Imagine having a piece of shit dad growing up and the only game of yours he showed up to is the one where Airbud put up 32 against you
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@LeBatardShow no Simon & Simon on anybody’s TV theme show list that’s blasphemy
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My last 2 brain cells telling me to say “thanks, you too” when the waitress says “enjoy your meal”
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The 2 mice in my kitchen watching their drunken god stumbling around spilling shredded all over the place
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Me smoking weed in my living room after texting my boss that “I’m too sick” to come in to work today
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My wife: “don’t get drunk and start karaoke at my work Christmas party again” Me at the party:
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Gettin lifted off that…
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Smokin’ on that…
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When your friends find you taking pics for your Tinder profile
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Me about to tell my brother that mom said it’s my turn to play Xbox
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Me 2 minutes after saying “I don’t think these edibles are working”
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When you let a fart out on the way to your room but the elevator stops on the floor before yours
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Me trying to decipher why my wife is mad at me today
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How that pile of laundry looks once I turn off the lights and get in bed
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I think we should all take a few moments to pause and think about what almost was…
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Me drunk in Walmart back in 1998 when they sold fish in that mf…remember that shit?
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When you’re shitting in a 1 toilet public restroom and someone starts rattling the door
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Me: *actually leaves for work on time* The highway:
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When somebody is doing the speed limit in the fast lane and you’re running 15 minutes late and on the verge of shitting yourself
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My last 2 brain cells watching me click next on page 449 of 2560 on PornHub
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