Sssnake Man

Hello parody Twitter. I come bearing infrequent sssnake facts and opinionsss that litterally nobody asked for!

@N0iseCrush Even sssomething as sssimple as the dew in the morning can be fascinating when you look closssely. Jussst today I found it making a funny pattern on a falssse strawberry leaf outside my laboratory!

@N0iseCrush I've seen our earth from the sssky before, looking over my shoulder as I traveled to ssspace the firssst time, and while there is a beauty to it for sure, I don't think it can even be compared to what can be found when you put your belly to the dirt.

Ah, I love late night flights.. it makes me wonder how different life is when you're grounded.

@mambobeez2 Mayhapsss could I join??

anybody be cool to follow my discord and be friends. dances. im ways more active there anyway

@hardman_020 No resssst for the wicked, huh?

@Snake1656749 That’s.. my job.

I really should draw mysssself a real profile pic, shouldn't I...

@drn208 Awesssome job!! That one can be a real challenge, especially on the firssst playthrough!

after many weeks… i finally beat Mega Man 3 :D

@hardman_020 But I wanted to be laaaaaazy

@Snake1656749 Yes.

@B4ssBust3r @blandTYPEG0 //Bro, I completely forgot! I'm so sorry 😭

@blandTYPEG0 //HE DIDN'T REPLY TO MY POST IM SORRYYYY

//Banner is done but I wanna make it just a little bit fancy Do you guys like it as is, or do you like the fire ember or transparent checker design more? (Poll in replies)

@DrWilyNumber077 @brightman_mm4 How much do you pay in child sssupport every month? Yknow, jussst curioussss...

@brightman_mm4 #yeah?

#this is #what dat Snake Puh #do to u

@DocAlbertWWily //Pretty sure it was supposed to ship last month, but I heard that it was silently delayed. If I recall correctly, it was pushed to around August 1st?

//when that Wily centric comic suppose to drop again

@DrWilyNumber077 BROTHER, I jussst got off a 9 hour shift, opened up my ssstupid little app in the futile hope of earning myssself a gram or two of dopamine before shutting down for the night, and THIS is what I get?

@B4ssBust3r It'sss about time!!

They just added a new character to Smash Bros You will never guess who it is

@B4ssBust3r I like number 3 the best, persssonally!

@B4ssBust3r Way to go, dude!

Seems like I just hit 400 followers Thank you so much for understanding who the best and strongest bot is around here. Keep the followers coming and I will for sure have the strongest army to destroy Mega Man and overwhelm him easily!

@hardman_020 Hello dear brother. Nice to sssee you again!

“What a drag..” The unamused wily bot had made entrance into the new ‘world’ “.. I can not be asked to say anything exciting.”

"The internet is for keeping up with the newsss." "The internet is for keeping in touch with my friendsss!" "The internet is for education and persssonal growth." WRONG!!! The internet is for looking at 740 pictures of Sri Lankan vine snakesss and NOTHING ELSSSE!!!

@LarpThomasLight Honessstly, I wouldn't put a little violence passst her. Or even a lot of violence....

Roll originally had an RPG built into her design, I decided against it after her personality data showed some extreme violence warnings. Most of thats been patched....most

@VeebsToys @JadaClub Ehehehe, in all my green glory

🚨 NEW ROBOT MASTER ALERT!🚨 Snake Man from #MegaMan3 is making his debut at #SDCC in the @JadaClub booth! Woo!

@Snake1656749 #flaaffy eats those :)

#what #we #thinkin²

@GundhamTan80767 It'sss true! There's a lissst of virtues somewhere near the end of that book, and (for the sssake of clarity I guess?) The early folks decided they should define the oppositessss too. (Idrk though, I only read the book caussse I was told one of the charactersss was a snake.)

Fun christian fact (i may start doing these???) : The 7 deadly sins arent actually canon in the bible. while things like sloth and greed are mentioned as bad they are never actually grouped together as the 7 deadly sins, humans just put them together with common sense.