SnakeQueen

There are two types of birds

I bet he can smell colors rn

She didn't wanna come out, so we just cleaned around her while she loudly judged us

There, now you've seen snake porn You're welcome

The face of a man that wants snuggles, but I am clearly far too busy gaming

This is the face of someone who had TWO seizures back to back and had me sitting out in my front yard at 3am again until they stopped

The look of betrayal as i go into the bathroom instead of downstairs to his snack jar

Big head, no thoughts

@SnakeQueen007 It's not goodbye, just "see you later" 🙂‍↕️

So long, old friend

New Premier team dropped Ive been trying out for teams for the last week

@TheDangerTaco The credit system is a fucking scam my god

Credit Score: Hey if you paid off debt I'd go up :) Me: Okay, I just paid off one of my loans :) Credit Score: You stupid fucking idiot

There's one braincell ploinking around in there like an old windows screensaver

@JernikKross Oh this isn't new to me, I've known this That won't stop me from trying to help people

@SnakeQueen007 I guess you've learned the lesson that if you loan a friend money, you have to accept that you may never get that money back or you may never get the friend back. You have to be ok with one of those outcomes unfortunately.

I love it when multiple Splitgate people owe me money because then they decide they're just not gonna pay me for 2 years and counting So much for trying to help out "friends"

@End0fForever @Renniwnl Fun fact, Valve can die mad

@Renniwnl Fun fact, Valve had a major problem with 1047 back when Splitgate was officially called "Portal Wars" years ago and claimed that their game isn't allowed to have portals as a gameplay mechanic.

splitgate 3 dropped guys

@TheDangerTaco You got a point there Glad you selected otherwise because dear god they are terrible

@SnakeQueen007 Someone who just needed a cheap car and boy howdy lemme tell you h'wut that thing was cheap as hell

Younger me made the mistake of using a quote aggregator website for auto insurance Just got an offer back from a cheap car I was considering and quoting.... IN 2017 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@AyeUrDunn Basically some shit like this

Here we see the misty noodle with her noodlettes

@End0fForever @Splitgate I didn't even get to this comment yet and this is exactly what I'd had in mind, too

@Splitgate Don't let carriers create their own portals, but let them walk through enemy and allied portals so teamwork is encouraged.

We want your feedback! Should the player carrying the Splitball be able to create portals?